Diva
04-07-02, 04:43AM
Is That A Certs Roll In Your Pocket... Or Are You Really That Small?
I can not tell you how happy I am that it is Friday. I think I've spoken to every fuck-twit on this side of the planet. Let me get this straight... You called ME for information that you NEED. So therefore you have the right to act like you own my ass. What's wrong with this picture? some assbite actually used the old, "I pay your check" line on me. Seeing that I have nothing to lose and am still fighting this fucking infection I said, "Really? My check? Were you assigned to me specifically or do you pay everyone's check equally? One of the few times I could feel triumphant over dead silence. Don't fuck with me, man. I'm two coughs from my DDD's caving in my chest and becoming a B cup. One fem actually told me to go to hell and hung up on me. Sure enough... she called right back and asked the same question. I replied, "I know what you want. You told me that before, and then told me to go to hell and hung up on me." She stammered, "Well, I needed to know how I could..." Yes. But when you hung up on me you basically hung up on the person getting that info for you, am I right? Well yes, but..." There are no 'buts' about it. Hanging up on the one person who can get that info for you screwed you out of getting that info. Victory is mine!!! Stupid people shouldn't breed.
I would like to say on a more personal note to one of the readers... 'Hey Squid. I hope you get well soon. Be careful with that arm. I don't want to hear that you saluted Brass and gave yourself a concussion."
Thailand promoted as Queen of sex-change location. I can't tell you how proud I am for you.... Two German men who spent three years preparing to cross the North Sea in a kayak have had to abandon their attempt because of sea sickness. Three years and not once did they think to actually practice in the water. Lovely.... Woman walking walking her dog finds coffin. She was told if no one claims it in 30 days, it's hers.... A classical concert was saved when an audience member stepped in to save concert. Oh joy. Oh rapture. Now if he saved Blue Oyster Cult or ZZTop...
I can not tell you how happy I am that it is Friday. I think I've spoken to every fuck-twit on this side of the planet. Let me get this straight... You called ME for information that you NEED. So therefore you have the right to act like you own my ass. What's wrong with this picture? some assbite actually used the old, "I pay your check" line on me. Seeing that I have nothing to lose and am still fighting this fucking infection I said, "Really? My check? Were you assigned to me specifically or do you pay everyone's check equally? One of the few times I could feel triumphant over dead silence. Don't fuck with me, man. I'm two coughs from my DDD's caving in my chest and becoming a B cup. One fem actually told me to go to hell and hung up on me. Sure enough... she called right back and asked the same question. I replied, "I know what you want. You told me that before, and then told me to go to hell and hung up on me." She stammered, "Well, I needed to know how I could..." Yes. But when you hung up on me you basically hung up on the person getting that info for you, am I right? Well yes, but..." There are no 'buts' about it. Hanging up on the one person who can get that info for you screwed you out of getting that info. Victory is mine!!! Stupid people shouldn't breed.
I would like to say on a more personal note to one of the readers... 'Hey Squid. I hope you get well soon. Be careful with that arm. I don't want to hear that you saluted Brass and gave yourself a concussion."
Thailand promoted as Queen of sex-change location. I can't tell you how proud I am for you.... Two German men who spent three years preparing to cross the North Sea in a kayak have had to abandon their attempt because of sea sickness. Three years and not once did they think to actually practice in the water. Lovely.... Woman walking walking her dog finds coffin. She was told if no one claims it in 30 days, it's hers.... A classical concert was saved when an audience member stepped in to save concert. Oh joy. Oh rapture. Now if he saved Blue Oyster Cult or ZZTop...