Diva
04-07-02, 04:43AM
Porn Sucked... What's On TV? Oh... I Think I Saw A New Anal Vid Listed
I love my friends. I adore them. So I'm going to be very sad when I get a hold of Morty and strangle his ornery ass. At least Mort put up a real picture of me this time.... Today I'm going to devote to the news. Why? See above. No really.... I also wanted to add a little more of an editorial to some of it. Eat your heart out, Connie Chung.
"An eight-year-old Pittsburgh girl has been critically injured by her family's 10ft-long Burmese python which twisted itself around her neck while the mother was out running errands".... WTF? The mother leaves an 8 year old by herself in a house with five man-eating snakes for a fucking Twinkie run, and no charges are filed? Those parents should have rats shoved up their ass and be fed to the snakes. I said it in the forum and I'm going to say it again:"Parenting isn't a job you can do around your life. You forfeit that life and begin a new one as a parent... 24/7. I know there are exceptions to the rule. But for the most part, if you can't raise the child correctly, don't have them". Anyone who thinks they can have a child and still live their current lifestyle should be pinned down and their reproductive organs ripped out.... Police called to dead body find film props. A pathologist was called in to make sure they weren't real.... Okay. I can understand some shmoe seeing carnage and calling the police. But the police calling in a pathologist to see if it was real or not??? ... A man who stole a New York cab after telling the driver his destination was arrested when he arrived there. I may have poured coffee grounds in the coffee maker without a filter... But at least I'm not this guy. What? Everyone drank it. I told them it was a new 'crunchy' flavor. You gotta be quick on your toes when you're a blonde.... Russian Terrier named Mig joins Warwickshire police. I want this dog !!! ..... A disabled man exposed himself to a neighbor and then tried to flee on his lawnmower. Cue the theme from 'Laurel and Hardy'. If it's a neighbor....
I love my friends. I adore them. So I'm going to be very sad when I get a hold of Morty and strangle his ornery ass. At least Mort put up a real picture of me this time.... Today I'm going to devote to the news. Why? See above. No really.... I also wanted to add a little more of an editorial to some of it. Eat your heart out, Connie Chung.
"An eight-year-old Pittsburgh girl has been critically injured by her family's 10ft-long Burmese python which twisted itself around her neck while the mother was out running errands".... WTF? The mother leaves an 8 year old by herself in a house with five man-eating snakes for a fucking Twinkie run, and no charges are filed? Those parents should have rats shoved up their ass and be fed to the snakes. I said it in the forum and I'm going to say it again:"Parenting isn't a job you can do around your life. You forfeit that life and begin a new one as a parent... 24/7. I know there are exceptions to the rule. But for the most part, if you can't raise the child correctly, don't have them". Anyone who thinks they can have a child and still live their current lifestyle should be pinned down and their reproductive organs ripped out.... Police called to dead body find film props. A pathologist was called in to make sure they weren't real.... Okay. I can understand some shmoe seeing carnage and calling the police. But the police calling in a pathologist to see if it was real or not??? ... A man who stole a New York cab after telling the driver his destination was arrested when he arrived there. I may have poured coffee grounds in the coffee maker without a filter... But at least I'm not this guy. What? Everyone drank it. I told them it was a new 'crunchy' flavor. You gotta be quick on your toes when you're a blonde.... Russian Terrier named Mig joins Warwickshire police. I want this dog !!! ..... A disabled man exposed himself to a neighbor and then tried to flee on his lawnmower. Cue the theme from 'Laurel and Hardy'. If it's a neighbor....