Diva
04-07-02, 04:42AM
Are You Sure That's Where It Goes?
Well what do ya know... There's actually a category in porn videos for blondes. I don't know whether to feel special... or 'special'. Either blonde sex is so good that it's in a category by itself... Or it's somewhere between erotic and riding in the little yellow bus. Some of these porn sites go a little too far in their categories. Asian, ebony, Blonde, Redheads, mature [one of the more disturbing ones, if you ask me], teens... Hmmm. What's missing here? You mean there isn't a brunette section? Pity. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! So basically blondes have more fun AND are prime fucking meat. Who's laughing now... Eh hem. But I digress. One thing. These interracial porn flicks. You know the ones... the guy's Dick is as long as a fucking horses' and they're always nailing these wafer thin chicks with the worst acting abilities since Sonny and Cher. What's with the primal grunting and Tim Allen 'Arrr, Arrr'-ing while they're hitting her tonsils through the backside? One guy reminded me of Magilla Gorilla with his comical facial expressions. Thanks for the visual. Another childhood memory shot to hell and therapy bill to boot.
A message to Mick. Great response to the Boot Camp thread. I added my own response to you. Check it out when you get a chance!
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It!
Whirring comforts artificial heart man. Yeah, but he'll be climbing the fucking walls when it hits 'spin dry'.... 80-year-old woman fired her shotgun at a man who refused to turn down his music with ammo that she bought in 1959. You go, granny! Damn rap-crap.... Australian premier wants to ban bongs. I see. Anti-drugs? Get tough on glassware. It's not like the users would resort to 'rolling it up in paper and smoking it'. Oh wait. Fucking politicians.... Man hacks off testicle over low wage. Peruvian man chopped off his penis last year in protest at not having a job. So basically he can't get a raise because he couldn't get a raise? Sorry. Bad pun. Again..... Villagers hope toad marriages will end drought. Unlucky at love? Now's your chance! Wed a toad and stop a drought. At least you'll know where the warts came from.... Police in Iran are threatening to arrest shopkeepers who sell dogs and whose windows display naked mannequins. OH THE HUMANITY!
Well what do ya know... There's actually a category in porn videos for blondes. I don't know whether to feel special... or 'special'. Either blonde sex is so good that it's in a category by itself... Or it's somewhere between erotic and riding in the little yellow bus. Some of these porn sites go a little too far in their categories. Asian, ebony, Blonde, Redheads, mature [one of the more disturbing ones, if you ask me], teens... Hmmm. What's missing here? You mean there isn't a brunette section? Pity. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! So basically blondes have more fun AND are prime fucking meat. Who's laughing now... Eh hem. But I digress. One thing. These interracial porn flicks. You know the ones... the guy's Dick is as long as a fucking horses' and they're always nailing these wafer thin chicks with the worst acting abilities since Sonny and Cher. What's with the primal grunting and Tim Allen 'Arrr, Arrr'-ing while they're hitting her tonsils through the backside? One guy reminded me of Magilla Gorilla with his comical facial expressions. Thanks for the visual. Another childhood memory shot to hell and therapy bill to boot.
A message to Mick. Great response to the Boot Camp thread. I added my own response to you. Check it out when you get a chance!
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It!
Whirring comforts artificial heart man. Yeah, but he'll be climbing the fucking walls when it hits 'spin dry'.... 80-year-old woman fired her shotgun at a man who refused to turn down his music with ammo that she bought in 1959. You go, granny! Damn rap-crap.... Australian premier wants to ban bongs. I see. Anti-drugs? Get tough on glassware. It's not like the users would resort to 'rolling it up in paper and smoking it'. Oh wait. Fucking politicians.... Man hacks off testicle over low wage. Peruvian man chopped off his penis last year in protest at not having a job. So basically he can't get a raise because he couldn't get a raise? Sorry. Bad pun. Again..... Villagers hope toad marriages will end drought. Unlucky at love? Now's your chance! Wed a toad and stop a drought. At least you'll know where the warts came from.... Police in Iran are threatening to arrest shopkeepers who sell dogs and whose windows display naked mannequins. OH THE HUMANITY!