Diva
04-07-02, 04:42AM
Anyone Else Here Hate Mondays?
Well that sucked. The first day back is always the hardest... And I don't mean in a good way. At least my voice still cracks and I cough like a 70 year smoker. What? Would you rather go to work sounding 100% cured? They start looking for tan lines, then. No, I'll deal with the hacking to prove my point. It's funny how evey guidline sayd you do not have to tell anyone your exact illness, yet the whole fucking floor knows. Everytime I coughed a co-worker would look at me like I was on my last leg. Shit. If I was, doyou think I'd be spending it at work? Hell no. I'd take enough medications to dry up the Pacific Ocean and fuck my way into oblivion. My co-worker's leaving. Yep, this week is her last. She made it to the ranks of people who you openly wish the best... and thn talk shit behind their back after they... Oh wait. She reads my page. Ummmm. Hey Jax! Congrats! I mean that. Really. [Edit]. Shit.
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It!
German Playboy get Volkswagen centrefold. Can you say, "Riot"?.... Ugly people earn less, research suggests. What's your point, man?.... Protesters in New Zealand dump dead birds and nappies in council chamber. What the fuck is a 'nappie'?.... Morgue staff beat dead bodies with hammers. Is that another way to say they were 'nailing' em? Sorry. Bad pun..... Late-night urine eroding the National Gallery in London. Oh really? Try getting cum spains off of the oval office carpet. .... A survey shows snoring is ruining couples' sex lives. If some guy falls asleep during sex and starts snoring... It's not the snoring that's fucking up the sex, now is it?
Well that sucked. The first day back is always the hardest... And I don't mean in a good way. At least my voice still cracks and I cough like a 70 year smoker. What? Would you rather go to work sounding 100% cured? They start looking for tan lines, then. No, I'll deal with the hacking to prove my point. It's funny how evey guidline sayd you do not have to tell anyone your exact illness, yet the whole fucking floor knows. Everytime I coughed a co-worker would look at me like I was on my last leg. Shit. If I was, doyou think I'd be spending it at work? Hell no. I'd take enough medications to dry up the Pacific Ocean and fuck my way into oblivion. My co-worker's leaving. Yep, this week is her last. She made it to the ranks of people who you openly wish the best... and thn talk shit behind their back after they... Oh wait. She reads my page. Ummmm. Hey Jax! Congrats! I mean that. Really. [Edit]. Shit.
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It!
German Playboy get Volkswagen centrefold. Can you say, "Riot"?.... Ugly people earn less, research suggests. What's your point, man?.... Protesters in New Zealand dump dead birds and nappies in council chamber. What the fuck is a 'nappie'?.... Morgue staff beat dead bodies with hammers. Is that another way to say they were 'nailing' em? Sorry. Bad pun..... Late-night urine eroding the National Gallery in London. Oh really? Try getting cum spains off of the oval office carpet. .... A survey shows snoring is ruining couples' sex lives. If some guy falls asleep during sex and starts snoring... It's not the snoring that's fucking up the sex, now is it?