Diva
04-07-02, 04:40AM
Baby's First... Porno" ~ A Hallmark Moment®
You know, I was going through my pictures for the galleries of these chicks spreading far and wide and I started thinking... These chicks have parents. I know my dad had a subscription to Playboy when I was a kid. What do these dear old dads do when their monthly subscription comes around with 'Daddy's Little Girl' on the cover? You know they're not tossing a perfectly good magazine away. Those suckers are expensive. Besides, there's a whole magazine filled with nudie cuties for them to jerk off to. Take out the pages? Or risk flipping and jerking off to 'Precious'? Ewww! And do they frame and display "Baby's First Photo Shoot"? That'll keep the conversation flowing at Wednesday Bridge Night, huh? 'Oh my... I see Tammi's a... a... natural blonde.'
While most guys dream of nailing one of these chicks, would you really want to have a relationship with someone who's job is to show tits and twat for any paying customer? The term 'You all know my girlfriend' takes on a whole new meaning. At least you can put any suspicion to rest that your best friend secretly wants to bang your girl. You know he does. And he has the stained pictures to prove it. As does your dad, neighbors and the lesbian next door. Yep... You can lay any fears to rest and replace them with the reality that almost every guy that you pass on the street has jerked off to your girlfriend spread eagle, chewing on a pearl necklace and talking about how she loves long walks in the rain and teddy bears.
So, Did you make to my forum yet? I hope you can. I want you guys to have a place to kick back, chat, debate, slam... all in the name of fun! I can also take that time to get to know some more of you.
You know, I was going through my pictures for the galleries of these chicks spreading far and wide and I started thinking... These chicks have parents. I know my dad had a subscription to Playboy when I was a kid. What do these dear old dads do when their monthly subscription comes around with 'Daddy's Little Girl' on the cover? You know they're not tossing a perfectly good magazine away. Those suckers are expensive. Besides, there's a whole magazine filled with nudie cuties for them to jerk off to. Take out the pages? Or risk flipping and jerking off to 'Precious'? Ewww! And do they frame and display "Baby's First Photo Shoot"? That'll keep the conversation flowing at Wednesday Bridge Night, huh? 'Oh my... I see Tammi's a... a... natural blonde.'
While most guys dream of nailing one of these chicks, would you really want to have a relationship with someone who's job is to show tits and twat for any paying customer? The term 'You all know my girlfriend' takes on a whole new meaning. At least you can put any suspicion to rest that your best friend secretly wants to bang your girl. You know he does. And he has the stained pictures to prove it. As does your dad, neighbors and the lesbian next door. Yep... You can lay any fears to rest and replace them with the reality that almost every guy that you pass on the street has jerked off to your girlfriend spread eagle, chewing on a pearl necklace and talking about how she loves long walks in the rain and teddy bears.
So, Did you make to my forum yet? I hope you can. I want you guys to have a place to kick back, chat, debate, slam... all in the name of fun! I can also take that time to get to know some more of you.