Diva
04-07-02, 04:37AM
Howdi, Pilgrim... Shit
I went into to urgent care today. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Damn it. They took a chest x-ray [don't go there]. I have Bronchial Pneumonia. On top of that, the doctor sent in the x-rays for a second opinion. In case he missed something. Well, look at it again, damn it! I've had pneumonia a couple of times before. Once you get it, you're susceptible to. Oh joy Oh Rapture. I only was hospitalized once. And that was enough for me. They woke me up to ask if I was all right every couple of hours. I'd wake up to some nurse sticking a thermometer in my mouth saying, "Don't mind me. Pretend I'm not here." I wouldn't mind waking up to some guy putting his Dick in me... Boy was I glad I looked before sucking. That baby would have been a rectal thermometer in two seconds flat. Way before I would have caught on to the fact that dicks aren't that thin. How the hell do they expect you to sleep through thermometers and vital signs being taken? Then the doctor came in the morning and asked if I felt rested. George Carlin would have been proud. I made up cuss words. After I was done there the doctor stood there for a moment, probably waiting to see if my head started to turn. [The sow is mine! Do you know what she did?] Then he turned to the stunned nurse coming on duty and said. She's ready to be discharged. Whenever someone says the phrase 'devine intervention' I picture that nurses' face.
I want to say a quick hello to those who signed up for the forum and posted. Some old faces, some new. I hope to see more of you there. Well, shit. I'd better get to bed. Let me throw out some news links before I go. The last time I did I had just taken that nighttime cough syrup. Five minutes and I was clinging the walls to get to the bed room.
Women in a Turkish village have banned sex until their menfolk supply running water. Can you say 'Home Depot'. I'll bet they can..... Prison guards in Chile are raising cash to pay for prisoners' conjugal visits. Bullshit. Utter bullshit. Pay for ME to get some, asswipes! They're P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S. They want a piece of ass? Then don't break the fucking law! Shit.... Prostitutes in Chile are cutting prices to beat the country's recession. Well maybe if the fucking guards weren't saving up for the convicts pussy shack they wouldn't have to..... 'Oversized' penis is no basis for divorce, court rules. Wanna fucking bet! Let's bend that judge over and see how fast he signs the papers. Riiiiiiiip..... A biochemist in the US is being investigated for allegedly defrauding investors by promising to bring their loved ones
back to life. Lovely.... Penis pastries selling like hot cakes at online Chilean website. Chile again! And it's another sex story. Chile and sex. Chile and sex. I don't care how many stories they put out, Chile and sex do NOT go together!
I went into to urgent care today. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Damn it. They took a chest x-ray [don't go there]. I have Bronchial Pneumonia. On top of that, the doctor sent in the x-rays for a second opinion. In case he missed something. Well, look at it again, damn it! I've had pneumonia a couple of times before. Once you get it, you're susceptible to. Oh joy Oh Rapture. I only was hospitalized once. And that was enough for me. They woke me up to ask if I was all right every couple of hours. I'd wake up to some nurse sticking a thermometer in my mouth saying, "Don't mind me. Pretend I'm not here." I wouldn't mind waking up to some guy putting his Dick in me... Boy was I glad I looked before sucking. That baby would have been a rectal thermometer in two seconds flat. Way before I would have caught on to the fact that dicks aren't that thin. How the hell do they expect you to sleep through thermometers and vital signs being taken? Then the doctor came in the morning and asked if I felt rested. George Carlin would have been proud. I made up cuss words. After I was done there the doctor stood there for a moment, probably waiting to see if my head started to turn. [The sow is mine! Do you know what she did?] Then he turned to the stunned nurse coming on duty and said. She's ready to be discharged. Whenever someone says the phrase 'devine intervention' I picture that nurses' face.
I want to say a quick hello to those who signed up for the forum and posted. Some old faces, some new. I hope to see more of you there. Well, shit. I'd better get to bed. Let me throw out some news links before I go. The last time I did I had just taken that nighttime cough syrup. Five minutes and I was clinging the walls to get to the bed room.
Women in a Turkish village have banned sex until their menfolk supply running water. Can you say 'Home Depot'. I'll bet they can..... Prison guards in Chile are raising cash to pay for prisoners' conjugal visits. Bullshit. Utter bullshit. Pay for ME to get some, asswipes! They're P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S. They want a piece of ass? Then don't break the fucking law! Shit.... Prostitutes in Chile are cutting prices to beat the country's recession. Well maybe if the fucking guards weren't saving up for the convicts pussy shack they wouldn't have to..... 'Oversized' penis is no basis for divorce, court rules. Wanna fucking bet! Let's bend that judge over and see how fast he signs the papers. Riiiiiiiip..... A biochemist in the US is being investigated for allegedly defrauding investors by promising to bring their loved ones
back to life. Lovely.... Penis pastries selling like hot cakes at online Chilean website. Chile again! And it's another sex story. Chile and sex. Chile and sex. I don't care how many stories they put out, Chile and sex do NOT go together!