Diva
04-07-02, 04:36AM
If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries... How Come I Only Have One To Pop?
I really need to stop looking at the porn. Well, at least downloading it. Four thousand pictures that need to be put up. And that's just what's on my hard drive. I should charge admission. Hahahahaha. Yeah, right. I'd owe you backpay for the time I've said it would be up. At least now it's on my dime so it's on my time. Although, 'Porn Queen' does have a nice ring to it. future job application: Past job experience... Porn Queen. Oh yeah, that's ll woo em. Well shit. How about some news?
The first one is dedicated to my good friend in Australia. Bottoms up, mate...
children's book called The Day My Bum Went Psycho has been withdrawn from a literacy campaign in Australia. I don't know what's more disturbing.. The fact that they pulled a book because of a drawing of a baby's butt is on the cover, or that someone actually wrote a book about dirty baby butts taking over the world.... Billy Bob Thornton writes song about wearing wife Angelina Jolie's underwear. I have said it before and I will say it again. DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE BREED.... Girl, 8, who arrived in US alone finds family member after 14 months. The father sends this kid alone to have a better life in the USA. Fucker should be shot.
I really need to stop looking at the porn. Well, at least downloading it. Four thousand pictures that need to be put up. And that's just what's on my hard drive. I should charge admission. Hahahahaha. Yeah, right. I'd owe you backpay for the time I've said it would be up. At least now it's on my dime so it's on my time. Although, 'Porn Queen' does have a nice ring to it. future job application: Past job experience... Porn Queen. Oh yeah, that's ll woo em. Well shit. How about some news?
The first one is dedicated to my good friend in Australia. Bottoms up, mate...
children's book called The Day My Bum Went Psycho has been withdrawn from a literacy campaign in Australia. I don't know what's more disturbing.. The fact that they pulled a book because of a drawing of a baby's butt is on the cover, or that someone actually wrote a book about dirty baby butts taking over the world.... Billy Bob Thornton writes song about wearing wife Angelina Jolie's underwear. I have said it before and I will say it again. DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE BREED.... Girl, 8, who arrived in US alone finds family member after 14 months. The father sends this kid alone to have a better life in the USA. Fucker should be shot.