Diva
04-07-02, 04:35AM
I Threw A Rock To See What "A Stone's Throw Away" Was... And Nailed A Cop. Got Any Bail Money?
I hate those damn clichés. "Happier than a puppy who's found his peter". I said that and had to listen to some woman try and explain to her kid that 'Peter' was his owner and that's why he was happy. Fucking checkout lines. Too damn close together. But I was pretty jazzed about getting that special edition Virginia quarter. Woo hoo, 40 more states to go! What? Oh blow m... No, that's not right. How come guys get all the snappy terminology's for oral sex? 'Blow job', 'Give head', 'Sucked on my Dick', 'BJ'... What do chicks get? 'Eaten'. Or the vague 'Went down on me'. Woo hoo! That's creative. It's just not chick talk to say, "Oh yeah, Brenda. Then he licked my twat/sucked on my clit..." That's a conversation stopper. Say it without saying it is the rule of thumb. I say he blew me and they start looking for a bulge in my skirt. Same thing with masturbation. Guys get 'jerked off', 'slapping the salami', 'beating the meat'... The only other way to say 'masturbate' for chicks is... 'I diddled'. Sounds too close to piddled. As in peed on the floor. Or there's the 'I pleasured myself' How fucking lame is that? Equal rights my ass, I want some cool words for us chicks to describe masturbating and oral sex, damn it!
I hate those damn clichés. "Happier than a puppy who's found his peter". I said that and had to listen to some woman try and explain to her kid that 'Peter' was his owner and that's why he was happy. Fucking checkout lines. Too damn close together. But I was pretty jazzed about getting that special edition Virginia quarter. Woo hoo, 40 more states to go! What? Oh blow m... No, that's not right. How come guys get all the snappy terminology's for oral sex? 'Blow job', 'Give head', 'Sucked on my Dick', 'BJ'... What do chicks get? 'Eaten'. Or the vague 'Went down on me'. Woo hoo! That's creative. It's just not chick talk to say, "Oh yeah, Brenda. Then he licked my twat/sucked on my clit..." That's a conversation stopper. Say it without saying it is the rule of thumb. I say he blew me and they start looking for a bulge in my skirt. Same thing with masturbation. Guys get 'jerked off', 'slapping the salami', 'beating the meat'... The only other way to say 'masturbate' for chicks is... 'I diddled'. Sounds too close to piddled. As in peed on the floor. Or there's the 'I pleasured myself' How fucking lame is that? Equal rights my ass, I want some cool words for us chicks to describe masturbating and oral sex, damn it!