Mini Peeves

[Diva]

I have a mini peeve. JakeD will get some peanut butter and then leave the knife in the sink with a gob of the stuff all over it. For some reason it annoys me to no end. Maybe its because I was brought up to clean off the utensils before putting them in the dishwasher. Don't waste the food, blah blah blah... Whatever it is, I find myself seething over this... knife. In the sink. With... peanut butter on it. Also, I hate cleaning it off. It's goopy, sticky and just... ugh. So yeah, I end up turning on the hot water and letting it slowly come off instead of cleaning up the damn thing or even bitching at JakeD about it.

Do you have any irrational mini peeves that you just can't shake?

[Amaurote]

Women talking crap on mobile phones. I just find the whole thing very, very wearing.

[Bones]

People that interrupt you when talking, won't let you talk and bitch when you try to say something.

*Glares at Birds GF*

[JakeD]

MMMM PEANUT BUTTER

[entipy]

OOOH Diva!! I am with you on the peanut butter thing! LOL. It's too hard to clean off. That's why I make sure I lick ALL the peanut butter (this also applies to cream cheese) off before putting it into the sink.

I hate it when people put the toilet paper roll on upside down.

[thestarsfall]

I hate it when my door is closed an then someone comes into my room, does something, leaves and doesn't reclose the door.

[Unforgiven]

People biting the fork when eating. Or whatever utensil. The sound makes my skin crawl.

[JakeD]

That's why I make sure I lick ALL the peanut butter (this also applies to cream cheese) off before putting it into the sink.

This is now the thread where boners go to die.

Also, if I were to list all of my mini-peeves, we would need to invest in more server space - so for the sake of brevity, I'll post a handful here and there throughout the thread.

People who chew loudly and smack when they eat.
PROTIP: You're a grown-up now, so stop eating like a fucking overweight drunken toddler with a cleft palate.

People who yell into their cell phones on the bus. I'm a relatively chill bus rider, just stay out of my personal space and let me veg out to music and I'll leave you alone. But if I can queue up Death From Above 1979's "You're a Woman, I'm A Machine" album, crank it to 25, and still hear your whining yap howling about some party, you need to stop screaming into your phone and maybe get your hearing checked.

People who let their phones ring during meetings/class and act like they have no idea whose phone it is. We humans have the ability to track the origin of sound, and it's fairly fucking obvious that the annoying looping clip of "Make It Clap" is coming from your ass. It's ten times more frustrating waiting for someone's phone to stop ringing than it is for you to absolve some of the blame, take your phone out of your pocket, and turn it off.

[entipy]

This is now the thread where boners go to die.
So, just what the fuck is that supposed to mean? The idea of my licking a utensil turns everyone off?

[Unforgiven]

People who chew loudly and smack when they eat.
PROTIP: You're a grown-up now, so stop eating like a fucking overweight drunken toddler with a cleft palate.


FUCKING THIS.

Also, for the record, the idea of Enty licking anything turns me on.

Oh, hello Bo how are you? What are you doing with that bat oh shit...

[entipy]

:lolrotf:

[MeLsWeEtiE]

Hehe!

Diva, I have to agree, that does gross me out...but I take it one step further. Our dishwasher doesn't work right now so we have to handwash dishes...I FUCKING NUT UP when I reach into dishwater...and there's a piece of bread or something big and soggy in there. Abso-fucking-lutely nasty. That, and when my in-laws leave dirty dishwater in the sink. EWWWWWWW! God I have issues!

[JakeD]

So, just what the fuck is that supposed to mean? The idea of my licking a utensil turns everyone off?

Yes. :D

[kittyroze]

"Nucular" & "irregardless."

[danaughtycanuck]

"Nucular" & "irregardless." Here,here! Agreed.

I am totally with you on the peanut butter thing. I also agree with JakeD on needing a lot more space to put all my lil peeves down. If i had to choose just 3 others than the peanut butter, they would be. #1 Arrogant smokers that do not care one iota about anyone else or common courtesy. Before you jump on me, I was a smoker also in my past so I know how easy it is to afford some leeway and work with non smokers. #2 Laziness. I D-E-S-P-I-S-E lazy people that do nothing for themselves. I also hate lazy people that are unkempt and nasty that spread their nastiness . #3 Television commercials. There is nothing worse than hearing the same 10 annoying ass and unimaginative commercials 10,263 times day.

[trekbugging]

if you take somthing out, or borrow something FUCKING PUT IT AWAY OR BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT--it's not that hard, borrow a pen, put it back in drawer you got it from, get peanut butter out and eat something, put peanut butter away, and knife or spoon in dishwasher, do popcorn in microwave, throw away the wrapper and bag, put bowl in dishwasher-- kind of aimed at my wife-- she almost never puts anything away--argggg

[Bones]

FUCKING THIS.

Also, for the record, the idea of Enty licking anything turns me on.

Oh, hello Bo how are you? What are you doing with that bat oh shit...

The idea of anyone licking anything turns you on.

Dumbass is licking my nose BTW.

BACK OFF MY DOG OR I'M GETTING A BAT!!!! :rude:

[thestarsfall]

agreed with mispronounced words...although mine are more the scientific terms and it is only my best friend who purposely mispronounces them because she knows it annoys me...:)

drosophila (draw-SOPH-ila) to her is pronounced dro-so-PHI-la
and guanine (gwah-neen) to her is pronounced goo-ah-nine

also it bugs me when someone says "I found it back" rather than just "I found it"

and Canuck: arrogant smokers would go on my MEGA peeves list but I totally agree with you...

[Boozer]

If I see a picture hanging crooked, I have to fix it. Drives me nuts.

[caufield]

When Hugh Hefner's girlfriends say they love Hef for who he is (Kitty's watching bad tv right now).

[MeLsWeEtiE]

Those stupid ass text 12345 to chat with live singles in your area commercials every 30 seconds at night.

People who pronounce Illinois as "Ill-a-noise"

And maybe it's something mostly found here in the South, but "In Memory Of...." stickers on the back glass of people's vehicles. What the hell, are you dedicating your Dodge Ram to your old dog Duke??? WTF???

[Bassmama]

FUCKING THIS.

Also, for the record, the idea of Enty licking anything turns me on.

Oh, hello Bo how are you? What are you doing with that bat oh shit...
A slug leaving a wet slime trail would turn YOU on.:winkkiss:

Mispronunciations, misuse of APOSTROPHES (BIG pet peeve), eating like the drooling tard busful at lunchtime (slurp, smack lips, slurp, chew with the lips open) interrupting. Unfortunately, my mother does everything except the misuse of apostrophies. Meals are just SO much fun.

Oh- and self centered smokers that think it's OK to throw their butts around.

[Marsbert]

one of my roommates in college had her computer die on her so I let her use mine from time to time, and when she was done she would leave my web browser window open in maximum screen, when I like it smaller, about half to a third of my screen, when I asked her if she could stop that because it annoyed me, she got on my back with "why do you like it that way???" like it was so out of this world, I bounced back with, "it doesnt matter why, the point is it's my computer and I'm allowing you to use it, the least you could do is leave it the same way you found it when you're done." Needless to say she didn;t maximize my screen anymore, in fact I think she rushed out and got her computer fixed that very same day.


Also, my sister has the insane ability to piss me off almost all the time - but lately she's had the inclination to somehow know exactly she should take a shower and hog the bathroom so that it will annoy me or throw off my schedule. today she got up five hours early and was in the shower at the exact time that I shower every morning, so my day was thrown off by an hour because she takes excessively long showers. Other times she likes to be in the bathroom taking a shower right when I;m leaving for work so I can;t get in to brush my teeth or check my makeup....it;s like shes psychic and she KNOWS it will piss me off

[Mr. Bojangles]

1. Non-smokers that sit in the smoking section and bitch about the smoke.
2. The price of gas.
3. Grammar Nazis.
4. People that think all southerners are gun-toting racist redneck harbingers of the fuckin' apocalypse.
5. Convicted felons that think I give a rats ass about their "rights".

I think that about covers the short list.

[JakeD]

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1. Non-smokers that sit in the smoking section and bitch about the smoke.
2. The price of gas.
4. People that think all southerners are gun-toting racist redneck harbingers of the fuckin' apocalypse.
5. (Addendum by JakeD in brackets) [Rightfully, Proven Guilty] Convicted felons that think I give a rats ass about their "rights".

[Zachola]

What peeves me is the fact that I can't get laid.

Blarrrgh anyway, what pisses me off is seeing people litter when there's a trash can within 10 feet. Lazy asses.

[JakeD]

If you'd use stronger chloroform, you wouldn't have this problem. Why do you not listen to me?

[trekbugging]

using 2 words to describe the same thing
worst is "big-huge" does that mean it's bigger than huge
or huge-er than big
aren't they the same thing
it's like saying a stop sign is red-red

[Unforgiven]

Trek, what half-evolved retards do you talk to? They seriously say things like "That house is big-huge"?