Diva
04-05-02, 02:22PM
Sixty-nine? More Like Six And Half a Nine If You Ask Me
May I make a general suggestion to all the porn chicks out there? When sucking on a guy's Dick... just do it! I don't know what's worse... Seeing some chick acting like she stuck a chocodick in her mouth or the twits that talk while they're doing it. The facial expressions these chicks make are so damn annoying. A faint smile and gentle squint of the eyes is fine... Showing all 32 teeth and doing some warped Roger Rabbit impersonation is not. And the two dicks at one time in the mouth deal? Someone's jerking themselves off tonight. Ever notice that? In most porns the threesome never works out. It's more like two and a half. Like the sixty-nine position. If two people can go full force oral sex in this position... someone's not doing it right. And why three guys on one chick? They're basically all standing around stroking their dicks together. It's more like a jerk off than a gang bang. Even if the one guy doesn't get his Dick within two feet of any female opening... as long as he cums on her it's considered participating. What's wrong with this picture? How is this guy listed in the credits? Mr Cums on back?
I went to a chat room tonight. No, not Morty's. Hint. Hint. Anyway, the second I pop in a personal chat session pops up in my face. Shit! I hate that. Whenever I have my AIM on, I have to stop myself from cussing the person out. As a matter of fact, the first person who called me almost got his head chewed off. Leave it to GravCrash to piss someone off without saying one word to them. He's got a knack for that. So this guy pops in to chat. He seemed nice. But the second thing he asked was what do I look like. Then my age. Then what I was wearing. Since I sit ALA natural I dodged that question. Like it would matter to someone living in Canada. I have to say that it was one of my more quirkier conversations to date. Everything seemed fine until we started talking about what pictures and videos we liked to look at on the web. I said that I'm pretty versatile, as long as it isn't scat or peeing. He said he liked kinky. I'm thinking nipple twists and leather. He says chicks with dogs. The conversation went downhill from there. He asked for my picture and I said I wasn't canine. I wrapped things up and flew out of there. Fun. Fun. Fun.
May I make a general suggestion to all the porn chicks out there? When sucking on a guy's Dick... just do it! I don't know what's worse... Seeing some chick acting like she stuck a chocodick in her mouth or the twits that talk while they're doing it. The facial expressions these chicks make are so damn annoying. A faint smile and gentle squint of the eyes is fine... Showing all 32 teeth and doing some warped Roger Rabbit impersonation is not. And the two dicks at one time in the mouth deal? Someone's jerking themselves off tonight. Ever notice that? In most porns the threesome never works out. It's more like two and a half. Like the sixty-nine position. If two people can go full force oral sex in this position... someone's not doing it right. And why three guys on one chick? They're basically all standing around stroking their dicks together. It's more like a jerk off than a gang bang. Even if the one guy doesn't get his Dick within two feet of any female opening... as long as he cums on her it's considered participating. What's wrong with this picture? How is this guy listed in the credits? Mr Cums on back?
I went to a chat room tonight. No, not Morty's. Hint. Hint. Anyway, the second I pop in a personal chat session pops up in my face. Shit! I hate that. Whenever I have my AIM on, I have to stop myself from cussing the person out. As a matter of fact, the first person who called me almost got his head chewed off. Leave it to GravCrash to piss someone off without saying one word to them. He's got a knack for that. So this guy pops in to chat. He seemed nice. But the second thing he asked was what do I look like. Then my age. Then what I was wearing. Since I sit ALA natural I dodged that question. Like it would matter to someone living in Canada. I have to say that it was one of my more quirkier conversations to date. Everything seemed fine until we started talking about what pictures and videos we liked to look at on the web. I said that I'm pretty versatile, as long as it isn't scat or peeing. He said he liked kinky. I'm thinking nipple twists and leather. He says chicks with dogs. The conversation went downhill from there. He asked for my picture and I said I wasn't canine. I wrapped things up and flew out of there. Fun. Fun. Fun.