Diva
04-05-02, 01:43PM
Great. Just Great. The Porn Sucked. And Not In A Good Way
I go through a week of sheer living hell. [Of course dead hell would probably suck just as much]... Regardless... Where was I? Oh. Only to finally sit down to enjoy some porn... AND IT SUCKED!! Do you know what I had to choose from??? "Blonde Gramma Does The Nasty", "Naughty Granny", "Amateur Petting", "Cum Gobbling Babes", "Bitches Cummed All Over" and "Sticky Love". First of all... The idea of watching Nana blow some trucker practically made me claw my eyes out. And the amateur proved true to it's name. I pet my cats with more intensity then this guy. I don't consider tweaking a nipple and a quick glide over the twat petting. I call that, " I want my money back." And it was free! Of course it took away precious seconds of my life that I could have been watching chicks being jizzed on. Oh joy. Oh rapture. My neighbors must think I'm insane. Everything's quiet until I start yelling, "Swallow, damn it! Open your fucking mouths and swallow! You freaks of nature!" I'm not even going to go into the 'anal' movies... Okay, maybe a little. How many people here know the difference between a twat and an ass? Don't raise your hands... you'll only look stupid. I'm hoping the majority said yes. So why list an anal movie when the closest the guy gets to it... is the pussy? There's nothing wrong with good old fashioned fucking. But when you're ready to laugh at some twit trying to look like she 'wants it' up the ass but coming off with some sort of 'Where's the Pepto Bismo?' look, and all you see is mediocre fucking... I've been Gypped! Shit, in order to cum I had to click the mental "Re-post from cache?" button.
I go through a week of sheer living hell. [Of course dead hell would probably suck just as much]... Regardless... Where was I? Oh. Only to finally sit down to enjoy some porn... AND IT SUCKED!! Do you know what I had to choose from??? "Blonde Gramma Does The Nasty", "Naughty Granny", "Amateur Petting", "Cum Gobbling Babes", "Bitches Cummed All Over" and "Sticky Love". First of all... The idea of watching Nana blow some trucker practically made me claw my eyes out. And the amateur proved true to it's name. I pet my cats with more intensity then this guy. I don't consider tweaking a nipple and a quick glide over the twat petting. I call that, " I want my money back." And it was free! Of course it took away precious seconds of my life that I could have been watching chicks being jizzed on. Oh joy. Oh rapture. My neighbors must think I'm insane. Everything's quiet until I start yelling, "Swallow, damn it! Open your fucking mouths and swallow! You freaks of nature!" I'm not even going to go into the 'anal' movies... Okay, maybe a little. How many people here know the difference between a twat and an ass? Don't raise your hands... you'll only look stupid. I'm hoping the majority said yes. So why list an anal movie when the closest the guy gets to it... is the pussy? There's nothing wrong with good old fashioned fucking. But when you're ready to laugh at some twit trying to look like she 'wants it' up the ass but coming off with some sort of 'Where's the Pepto Bismo?' look, and all you see is mediocre fucking... I've been Gypped! Shit, in order to cum I had to click the mental "Re-post from cache?" button.