Bassmama
07-29-07, 03:15AM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
- Broiled Missionary $10.00
- Fried Explorer $15.00
- Grilled Activist $20.00
- Baked Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Baked Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!"
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
- Broiled Missionary $10.00
- Fried Explorer $15.00
- Grilled Activist $20.00
- Baked Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Baked Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!"