Diva
04-05-02, 01:09PM
Maaarrrco! - - - - Polo!
I went to the doctor for my hand today. I won't lose it, much to my friend's disappointment. What he thought a stump would be goo... Oh man... You asshole. There are some sick minds in this world. I don... Damn it , the visual just won't go. [And don't tell me my twat rot comment was worse, goomba!] Okay, I'm over it. I surfed for some porn to put up. Mighty scarce as far as quality. There was one where some skanky chick was giving some borderline dork a blow job. He had a nice ass though. For the two seconds he bared it. We do... Wait. My train of thought is derailing. What was wrong with this flick? They filmed the blow job from behind... the guy. Basically, all you saw was over-processed curls [no it wasn't me] bobbing. What the fuck is that about? They showed the Dick in her mouth of oh.... 3 seconds. the rest was bobbing for apples. And he left his pants on for almost the whole thing. How come the chicks have to get buck naked and spread before the guy removes his wrist watch? Shut up, Robert. What... still thinking about it? Trying to keep that window of opportunity open? Like any guy would pass up free tail... Short of dense growth and movement within... you aint going anywhere. I used to piss off my old boyfriend by kicking back and watching him undress. He'd be bitching the whole time... "This is not natural" or "The chick strips, the guys watch... It's in the bible, I know it." When I asked why hed fall for it almost everytime. Sucker. Oh wait, that's me.
And You Thought You Had A Bad Day
The Italian army has been called in to combat eruptions from Mount Etna, Europe's biggest and most active volcano. First the Fiat, and now this. What are they gonna do? Blow on it?.... Mother in coma gives birth to baby girl. The only way to give birth. Unconcious.... Virgin lion with terminal cancer gets chance to have sex. The pussy's getting some pussy.... Woman sues driver over kissing rights. Hmmmm. I'm torn. Onone hand, I've had some pretty lousy kisses. On the other hand, she's a twit.... Poodle registered to vote in Palm Beach Florida. I hate Poodles.... German penises 'too small for EU condoms'.They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20%. Two things: One-Do you know any guy who'd admit to actually being a pencil dick?Two-Why wasn't I asked to be pn the panel!!!!
I went to the doctor for my hand today. I won't lose it, much to my friend's disappointment. What he thought a stump would be goo... Oh man... You asshole. There are some sick minds in this world. I don... Damn it , the visual just won't go. [And don't tell me my twat rot comment was worse, goomba!] Okay, I'm over it. I surfed for some porn to put up. Mighty scarce as far as quality. There was one where some skanky chick was giving some borderline dork a blow job. He had a nice ass though. For the two seconds he bared it. We do... Wait. My train of thought is derailing. What was wrong with this flick? They filmed the blow job from behind... the guy. Basically, all you saw was over-processed curls [no it wasn't me] bobbing. What the fuck is that about? They showed the Dick in her mouth of oh.... 3 seconds. the rest was bobbing for apples. And he left his pants on for almost the whole thing. How come the chicks have to get buck naked and spread before the guy removes his wrist watch? Shut up, Robert. What... still thinking about it? Trying to keep that window of opportunity open? Like any guy would pass up free tail... Short of dense growth and movement within... you aint going anywhere. I used to piss off my old boyfriend by kicking back and watching him undress. He'd be bitching the whole time... "This is not natural" or "The chick strips, the guys watch... It's in the bible, I know it." When I asked why hed fall for it almost everytime. Sucker. Oh wait, that's me.
And You Thought You Had A Bad Day
The Italian army has been called in to combat eruptions from Mount Etna, Europe's biggest and most active volcano. First the Fiat, and now this. What are they gonna do? Blow on it?.... Mother in coma gives birth to baby girl. The only way to give birth. Unconcious.... Virgin lion with terminal cancer gets chance to have sex. The pussy's getting some pussy.... Woman sues driver over kissing rights. Hmmmm. I'm torn. Onone hand, I've had some pretty lousy kisses. On the other hand, she's a twit.... Poodle registered to vote in Palm Beach Florida. I hate Poodles.... German penises 'too small for EU condoms'.They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20%. Two things: One-Do you know any guy who'd admit to actually being a pencil dick?Two-Why wasn't I asked to be pn the panel!!!!