Bones
07-16-07, 07:26PM
(I sometimes think I should be kept away from the keyboard.)
I think it's time for y'all to learn the truth about past and present history. I'll start with Korea.
The Korean War never happened. It was merely a way to divert the attention of the American people from the fact that Harry S. Truman was really a homosexual space alien from the constellation of Cygnus. In fact the Korean Peninsula doesn't even exist. Today it is printed on maps so the current Administration can use it as a way to claim it as a nuclear danger when they already know the true danger to be baby seals.
Also the Spanish American War did not occur. It was another myth used to cover up that William McKinley was using the White House as an opium den. Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders really spent the time of this fake war not in Cuba but in Maine on a fishing expedition. Cuba also does not exist and is being used once again by the current Administration to claim they have a military prison in a place called Guantanamo Bay to hold prisoners of the so called global war on terror. Which also does not exist. In fact there has never been a terrorist attack anywhere in the world ever. And Iraq and Afghanistan are just products of the imagination of some clever spin doctors.
Speaking of Teddy Roosevelt . He is spoken of as being some kind of conservationist when in fact he is personally responsible for the extinction of the Carrier Pigeon, Dodo, Thylacine and the Dinosaurs. Yes my friends dinosaurs actually roamed the world well into the end of the 1800s until Mr Roosevelt went on a blood thirsty killing spree. But it was covered up when he ran for president because being known for causing mass extinction is bad campaign strategy.
And finally. George Bush is not really the President of the United States. He and Dick Cheney are really just Stephen Colberts puppets. Stephen Colbert is really in charge and runs the nation with his phantom government from a bunker hidden in the backwoods of Vermont. He often gives us a hint that he's really in charge by referring to us as The Colbert Nation . He's a crafty one he is. But I'm on to him. I know of his diabolical plan to one day unveil himself as the Messiah and save the world from itself in a nuclear holocaust.
These are just a few of the facts that the liberal media will never let you know. But due to the diligence of my associate Professor Jose Cuervo and myself we have unearthed the truths that were meant to remain hidden for all eternity. Watch yourselves people. Cause believe me the government is watching you. And they know what you did with that sheep last summer.
I think it's time for y'all to learn the truth about past and present history. I'll start with Korea.
The Korean War never happened. It was merely a way to divert the attention of the American people from the fact that Harry S. Truman was really a homosexual space alien from the constellation of Cygnus. In fact the Korean Peninsula doesn't even exist. Today it is printed on maps so the current Administration can use it as a way to claim it as a nuclear danger when they already know the true danger to be baby seals.
Also the Spanish American War did not occur. It was another myth used to cover up that William McKinley was using the White House as an opium den. Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders really spent the time of this fake war not in Cuba but in Maine on a fishing expedition. Cuba also does not exist and is being used once again by the current Administration to claim they have a military prison in a place called Guantanamo Bay to hold prisoners of the so called global war on terror. Which also does not exist. In fact there has never been a terrorist attack anywhere in the world ever. And Iraq and Afghanistan are just products of the imagination of some clever spin doctors.
Speaking of Teddy Roosevelt . He is spoken of as being some kind of conservationist when in fact he is personally responsible for the extinction of the Carrier Pigeon, Dodo, Thylacine and the Dinosaurs. Yes my friends dinosaurs actually roamed the world well into the end of the 1800s until Mr Roosevelt went on a blood thirsty killing spree. But it was covered up when he ran for president because being known for causing mass extinction is bad campaign strategy.
And finally. George Bush is not really the President of the United States. He and Dick Cheney are really just Stephen Colberts puppets. Stephen Colbert is really in charge and runs the nation with his phantom government from a bunker hidden in the backwoods of Vermont. He often gives us a hint that he's really in charge by referring to us as The Colbert Nation . He's a crafty one he is. But I'm on to him. I know of his diabolical plan to one day unveil himself as the Messiah and save the world from itself in a nuclear holocaust.
These are just a few of the facts that the liberal media will never let you know. But due to the diligence of my associate Professor Jose Cuervo and myself we have unearthed the truths that were meant to remain hidden for all eternity. Watch yourselves people. Cause believe me the government is watching you. And they know what you did with that sheep last summer.