Diva
04-05-02, 12:53PM
One Man's Pleasure Is Another Man's Phobia
I consider myself a connoisseur of porn, so to speak. I can enjoy a variety of different types of porn. Some I look at just to laugh. Any true fetish movie is chuckularious. The idea that some chick can get off by a guy shoving his fist up her twat is therapy in the making. Besides the fact that she'll never enjoy regular sex [there isn't that much elastic in the world], she also narrows her sexual partners. Come on, guys... If some chick was getting all hot and heavy with you, and said she wanted you to fist her, what would your reaction be? How enjoyable is that for the guy? Foot fetishes... Man I don't care HOW clean your foot is... I'm not licking it. And you're not licking mine, either. That's just nasty. A knew a chick who's ex had a thing for feet. He yelled at her for walking outside barefoot. A guy from my Abnormal Psychology class [go figure] in college came over to study... once. He started off asking if I had the keys to some handcuffs I had. That should have been my first clue. He starts to kiss me and I'm enjoying myself when all of the sudden, "Pinch". He pinched me on my fucking arm. Hard. Then he did it again! I said, 'What the heck are you doing?" He replied.. "You can pinch me back." Oh no. You have to leave. And that was that. Freak.
Why are guys into the Asian chicks? Is it the porno? I've haven't heard so much whimpering and whining since the Temple condoned Viagra. Do they like it? Are they being raped? This submissive whiny high pitched is fun for about a sec... Then it's like, " Bitch, if you don't want it, stop lying there making nasal whimpering sounds and clock him. They don't even physically do anything just lay there. If you think you're getting the nod from the yentas for this performance, you'll be disappointed. Jewish chicks may whine... but we know what to do when we aren't getting what we want. Zero to bitch in 30 seconds flat. The thirty second leeway is just in case the guy changes his mind. Hey, just because I'm not an avid participant of trade doesn't mean I don't know the rules.
I consider myself a connoisseur of porn, so to speak. I can enjoy a variety of different types of porn. Some I look at just to laugh. Any true fetish movie is chuckularious. The idea that some chick can get off by a guy shoving his fist up her twat is therapy in the making. Besides the fact that she'll never enjoy regular sex [there isn't that much elastic in the world], she also narrows her sexual partners. Come on, guys... If some chick was getting all hot and heavy with you, and said she wanted you to fist her, what would your reaction be? How enjoyable is that for the guy? Foot fetishes... Man I don't care HOW clean your foot is... I'm not licking it. And you're not licking mine, either. That's just nasty. A knew a chick who's ex had a thing for feet. He yelled at her for walking outside barefoot. A guy from my Abnormal Psychology class [go figure] in college came over to study... once. He started off asking if I had the keys to some handcuffs I had. That should have been my first clue. He starts to kiss me and I'm enjoying myself when all of the sudden, "Pinch". He pinched me on my fucking arm. Hard. Then he did it again! I said, 'What the heck are you doing?" He replied.. "You can pinch me back." Oh no. You have to leave. And that was that. Freak.
Why are guys into the Asian chicks? Is it the porno? I've haven't heard so much whimpering and whining since the Temple condoned Viagra. Do they like it? Are they being raped? This submissive whiny high pitched is fun for about a sec... Then it's like, " Bitch, if you don't want it, stop lying there making nasal whimpering sounds and clock him. They don't even physically do anything just lay there. If you think you're getting the nod from the yentas for this performance, you'll be disappointed. Jewish chicks may whine... but we know what to do when we aren't getting what we want. Zero to bitch in 30 seconds flat. The thirty second leeway is just in case the guy changes his mind. Hey, just because I'm not an avid participant of trade doesn't mean I don't know the rules.