Diva
04-05-02, 12:42PM
"I Don't Give My Pic To Chicks With Dicks " ~Jenn
Everything you buy now a days has been tested and approved by someone. You ever notice that? There's always some sort of testimonial section touting how wonderful the product was, and how they never knew how they got along in life without it. Even adult products. How do they find these people? Where are the ads? Adults sought to try out dildos and blow up dolls. Do they get to keep the product? Surely they don't pass around the same dildo. And what about the ones that don't pass? That's the testimonials I want to read. With pictures of the 'research subjects' beside it. All these unsatisfied, itchy, rashed people talking about how the latex gave them a reaction. These guys have to go home and explain why they're walking like someone stuck an umbrella up their arse and opened it. Or how the Tootie Fruitie flavored edible underwear made them violently ill. Explain that one to the family doctor.
I get a lot of calls from random people seeking to become research subjects. They think it's the easy way to quick cash. Why anyone would want to be poked, prodded and take drugs with unknown side effects for a little cash is beyond me. I love to get the calls from these young chicks wanting to donate eggs. They practically flip when you tell them that they have to take hormone pills [gain weight], have major surgery and be laid up in bed for a little while. What did they expect... to lay an egg like a chicken? Yeah, these are the eggs we need to create a new life. Shit.
My only regret... is that I did not regret more ~ Me
Everything you buy now a days has been tested and approved by someone. You ever notice that? There's always some sort of testimonial section touting how wonderful the product was, and how they never knew how they got along in life without it. Even adult products. How do they find these people? Where are the ads? Adults sought to try out dildos and blow up dolls. Do they get to keep the product? Surely they don't pass around the same dildo. And what about the ones that don't pass? That's the testimonials I want to read. With pictures of the 'research subjects' beside it. All these unsatisfied, itchy, rashed people talking about how the latex gave them a reaction. These guys have to go home and explain why they're walking like someone stuck an umbrella up their arse and opened it. Or how the Tootie Fruitie flavored edible underwear made them violently ill. Explain that one to the family doctor.
I get a lot of calls from random people seeking to become research subjects. They think it's the easy way to quick cash. Why anyone would want to be poked, prodded and take drugs with unknown side effects for a little cash is beyond me. I love to get the calls from these young chicks wanting to donate eggs. They practically flip when you tell them that they have to take hormone pills [gain weight], have major surgery and be laid up in bed for a little while. What did they expect... to lay an egg like a chicken? Yeah, these are the eggs we need to create a new life. Shit.
My only regret... is that I did not regret more ~ Me