Diva
04-05-02, 12:35PM
Once Upon A Time
And then you grow up. As a kid, I lived for the Disney endings. The princess always got her man, and the evil being always paid for their deeds. What a fucking joke. First off, could they make the chick any more helpless? Or greedy? weave gold? Prick your finger on a poison needle. If the chick couldn't sew, what business did she have at that contraption? Oooh! A ripe apple. Never mind that some strange woman shows up in the middle of no where to give it to her. Chomp! Down she goes. High tail it through the woods to visit gramma and narrowly escape becoming carnage? Not quite bright enough to realize old nana needs some Nair. Handsome prince coming to find you? Lets fall for the old 'You first' rouge and get locked up. And what does our feisty little heroine do? Sits and cries. Boo hoo, locked behind a door. How about screaming your lungs out, sister? Shit. She rides mice and horses inside a pumpkin to the ball... But can't take it from there? Great role models. Spend half your life thinking some guy's gonna come outta nowhere and save your sorry arse... And the other half learning it ain't gonna happen, deal with it.
The Prince Charming bullshit is mind boggling alone. Okay, first the obvious. Different chicks... One Prince Charming. Not Prince James or Prince Jason... Just one guy. That fucker's cheating on em all, and they can't even figure out why he keeps stepping out to ride into the sunset? You want some 'personal space'? Just keep walking, asshole. . Think about it... Barbie's got a shit load of gal pals... one guy. Ken. One funky-haired guy with an impression of a dick. Woo hoo. And you wonder why some girls don't know what to do with a dick.
And then you grow up. As a kid, I lived for the Disney endings. The princess always got her man, and the evil being always paid for their deeds. What a fucking joke. First off, could they make the chick any more helpless? Or greedy? weave gold? Prick your finger on a poison needle. If the chick couldn't sew, what business did she have at that contraption? Oooh! A ripe apple. Never mind that some strange woman shows up in the middle of no where to give it to her. Chomp! Down she goes. High tail it through the woods to visit gramma and narrowly escape becoming carnage? Not quite bright enough to realize old nana needs some Nair. Handsome prince coming to find you? Lets fall for the old 'You first' rouge and get locked up. And what does our feisty little heroine do? Sits and cries. Boo hoo, locked behind a door. How about screaming your lungs out, sister? Shit. She rides mice and horses inside a pumpkin to the ball... But can't take it from there? Great role models. Spend half your life thinking some guy's gonna come outta nowhere and save your sorry arse... And the other half learning it ain't gonna happen, deal with it.
The Prince Charming bullshit is mind boggling alone. Okay, first the obvious. Different chicks... One Prince Charming. Not Prince James or Prince Jason... Just one guy. That fucker's cheating on em all, and they can't even figure out why he keeps stepping out to ride into the sunset? You want some 'personal space'? Just keep walking, asshole. . Think about it... Barbie's got a shit load of gal pals... one guy. Ken. One funky-haired guy with an impression of a dick. Woo hoo. And you wonder why some girls don't know what to do with a dick.