Diva
04-05-02, 01:00PM
I'm Sick Of Staring At Twats!
I know a couple of people about to get pissy. I'm talking actual twats, here. All weekend long. I'm a fucking heterosexual for G-d's sake! I want to look at cock. Long, thick cocks. Mouth, twat, ass... put it where ever you please... Just let there be a dick in the picture. Shit, I can't wait to get to my porn pictures. I was going through so many pictures, it made my head spin. I'm up to 18.8 Megs... and that's just the pictures I never put into the zips or CDs. Sunday night before I went to bed, I found two unmarked zip disks. So I popped em in. Did you hear me whine? It was like a global mating call for Jewish men. I'm sure the yarmulkes were flying. Both were filled with more UN-indexed pictures. Shit. I can hardly put pressure on my left pinkie, so no more porn tonight. Oh sure, like I'm cutting you off. Because the rest of the web is so fucking wholesome. Eatme.
I want to know the fascination is with chick's fingering themselves? That Aria chick couldn't keep her fingers out of there. As a kid whenever I fidgeted too much or spoke with gesturing hands [the Italian in me], my dad would make me sit on my hands. She must have been making herself have seizures. And the opening of the twat with the fingers... What's up with that? Has there ever been a grown man who looked and said, "Oh! That's where it goes!" Any closer and you might as well give her a gynecological exam. But that's a rant for another time. And while we're on the subject of fingering and spreading... How come guys can buy magazines with all of this shit, and us chicks are told... "No erect sexual organs" bullshit. You can practically see the chicks tonsils... Slap that dick for me, damn it.
Fuck An Ass... Save A Cow
My friend from Everclear had a link on his site about the etiquette of anal (http://www.forbiddencompounds.com/anal.html) sex. While perusing the 'DOS' and 'Don'ts' of getting it up the arse... along with the visual of 'successful' butt fucking, I scanned the link section on the side. Vegetarian web sites, Anti Beef web sites, PETA and Greenleaf, to boot! What's wrong with this picture? "Be kind to nature, don't eat animals, love your furry friends and fuck her up the ass like there's no tomorrow!" Imagine the rise in membership with that handy slogan, eh? it's a good site, from what I saw... Just a little warped in the palate. I gots to have my meat, man.
I know a couple of people about to get pissy. I'm talking actual twats, here. All weekend long. I'm a fucking heterosexual for G-d's sake! I want to look at cock. Long, thick cocks. Mouth, twat, ass... put it where ever you please... Just let there be a dick in the picture. Shit, I can't wait to get to my porn pictures. I was going through so many pictures, it made my head spin. I'm up to 18.8 Megs... and that's just the pictures I never put into the zips or CDs. Sunday night before I went to bed, I found two unmarked zip disks. So I popped em in. Did you hear me whine? It was like a global mating call for Jewish men. I'm sure the yarmulkes were flying. Both were filled with more UN-indexed pictures. Shit. I can hardly put pressure on my left pinkie, so no more porn tonight. Oh sure, like I'm cutting you off. Because the rest of the web is so fucking wholesome. Eatme.
I want to know the fascination is with chick's fingering themselves? That Aria chick couldn't keep her fingers out of there. As a kid whenever I fidgeted too much or spoke with gesturing hands [the Italian in me], my dad would make me sit on my hands. She must have been making herself have seizures. And the opening of the twat with the fingers... What's up with that? Has there ever been a grown man who looked and said, "Oh! That's where it goes!" Any closer and you might as well give her a gynecological exam. But that's a rant for another time. And while we're on the subject of fingering and spreading... How come guys can buy magazines with all of this shit, and us chicks are told... "No erect sexual organs" bullshit. You can practically see the chicks tonsils... Slap that dick for me, damn it.
Fuck An Ass... Save A Cow
My friend from Everclear had a link on his site about the etiquette of anal (http://www.forbiddencompounds.com/anal.html) sex. While perusing the 'DOS' and 'Don'ts' of getting it up the arse... along with the visual of 'successful' butt fucking, I scanned the link section on the side. Vegetarian web sites, Anti Beef web sites, PETA and Greenleaf, to boot! What's wrong with this picture? "Be kind to nature, don't eat animals, love your furry friends and fuck her up the ass like there's no tomorrow!" Imagine the rise in membership with that handy slogan, eh? it's a good site, from what I saw... Just a little warped in the palate. I gots to have my meat, man.