Finish the sentence

[Bones]

Just finish the sentence and start a new one.


I was so frustrated I....

[mine]

...screamed out loud. Then I looked around and...

[Bones]

There was...

[Unforgiven]

big bird. My fellow avian took a long drag from his cigarette, and made his way up the gallows. "You can take my life", said the feathered soon-to-be martyr, "but you can never take my freedom".

The noose did it's job fine, and when the crowd was done with the spectacle, they noticed that Snuffleupagus was nowhere to be seen. Almost out loud, I wondered if he meant to make good on his pledge to avenge his friend's death.

Suddenly, the frustration turned to fear.

I turned to leave and head back to my private trampoline factory, when a voice from the back called out ...

[mine]

"I see you unfy!" it was Ernie, bent on revenge. I started to run...

[Unforgiven]

I had hoped Ernie hadn't heard the Police Cheif's latest bullshit accusations against me in Bert's death, but until I was able to clear my name for good, I'd always have to look over my shoulder.

Picking up my pace, I felt my heart sink as I realized that my only witness was now hanging from a rope. Big Bird was the only one that could have sworn I wasn't there, as he was the only one that saw me in the park across town, as he flow overhead. Maybe that's the reason his trial was so quick, the sentence so severe, and the execution so swift. The Chief had all be let me defenseless.

I had to find a way to appease Ernie, to prove I didn't kill his life partner. My only witness was dead, and I had no other...

Suddenly a familiar voice interrupted my thoughts. The chilling laugh and the Romanian accent left no doubt as to who was calling my name to my right. The Count was one fellow in this town you didn't want to meet after dark without a security detail watching his every move, and that was when he was in a good mood.

Normally, I'd have went for my gun and asked questions later, but these weren't normal times, and in a moment of need, sometimes our benefactors are not at all what we expect.

"Hello, sir", I said unsteadily, hiding my nervousness. The Count smiled his unnerving smile, and I suggested he accompany me to the trampoline factory where we could speak privately. On the way, he very calmly explained his reason for coming to see me...

[trekbugging]

... then the cat was licking my face and i woke up shivering from the nightmare that held me in it's clutches so well.. got out of bed and headed towards the......

[Unforgiven]

real trampoline factory, and prepared myself for a long day of jumping. Suddenly I remembered ...

[Mr. Bojangles]

that I had to make a collection for the purple guy in the pimp cape before...

[Unforgiven]

going to the trampoline factory. The girls jumping on trampolines would have to wait, for now. I started heading out to make the collection, when I noticed an old man of about 70 looking at me from behind his newspaper. He was dressed in an old overcoat and pajama pants. Our eyes briefly met, and he screamed out the following cryptic sentence: ...

[trekbugging]

" you dang wippersnappers don't know nothin', why are you lookin' to me for the answers"

[Unforgiven]

I wondered what he meant by that, and decided he must just still be bitter because I wouldn't let him in the trampoline factory. I hurried on to my destination, arriving nearly out of breath. Gasping for air, I looked around and saw ...

[Diva]

trouble in the form of a beautiful woman. She had legs that could go on forever and short red dress that made her look almost menicing. She took a drag of her cigarette and...

[Unforgiven]

promptly died of emphysema. Don't smoke, kids. I examined the body more closely, and noticed in her shirt pocket...

[trekbugging]

a get out of jail free card, so i took it and .....

[Bones]

tried to use it in an ATM. Then the security guards showed up....

[Unforgiven]

said "Sir, what are you doing with Paris Hilton's card? She spent three days trying to find it before making up some medical excuse!"

I knew they meant business, and I had to get out of there quick. I screamed my war cry and ran like hell:

"LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS !"

As I laughed manically and looked over my shoulder, I saw the guards gaining on me, driving along in their giant...

[Bones]

turtles. I knew they would never catch me. All of a sudden Paris Hilton tripped me and....

[Bassmama]

I landed face first in a mud puddle.

"You poor thing" she exclaimed. "Can I help you up, then go with you to your trampoline factory & try out some trampolines?"

I was shocked- first of all, I don't like skanky Hos, & second, she's in prison doing time!

How did I get here? I wondered. Then I realized..

[Bones]

I had been taking LSD. The colors were so bright and I was so high that I started....

[Bassmama]

smoking a bone to come down. I looked over & saw...

[Unforgiven]

the previous owner of said bone, running over to me on his remaining leg.

"Give my back my leg-bone, you thief!" he cried. I turned to run, but...

[Diva]

was hit from behind by a baseball bat. I awoke sometime later, with a huge lump on my head. The room was dark and I heard muffled noises in the background. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness I saw...

[Bones]

a smurf laughing at me. I got pissed off and chased him. Then....

[trekbugging]

scooby doo jumped on me looking for a scooby snack, so i reached into my pocket and pulled out a .....

[Bones]

raccoon. This really freaked scooby out. He ran up a tree and I had to call the fire department to get him down. Scooby then had to attend therapy and....

[Unforgiven]

he asked for a new assignment. And for his sins, they gave him one. Scooby was to find his old pal Shaggy, who had set himself up as some kind of local god amongst the natives. He'd have to travel up untold miles of a river to get there.

As scooby started out on the small Navy boat, he said...

[Bones]

I remember when Shaggy was a harmless stoner. Now he thinks he is Jim Jones. What happened to that guy? He has......

[Mr. Bojangles]

really let the quality of his product slide. Sometimes I wish I could just...

[Bones]

dance like a little girl. Suddenly Scooby realized he was thinking out loud.The sailors were giving him strange looks and....

[trekbugging]

all decided to throw him overboard, but as scooby was flying thru the air towards the water, he said......

[Bones]

I think I have had an epiphany. Everything suddenly made sense. The world could live in peace if everyone would just....

[Unforgiven]

die. And so he...

[Bones]

died. But was soon resurrected . And continued his search for Shaggy. He swam to shore and.....

[trekbugging]

meanwhile , on the other side of the world, Karth, the youngest son of Molly and Bert, was out doing........

[Bones]

naughty things. When suddenly he looked up and spied...

[Bassmama]

Molly & Bert watching him.

"You BAD BOY!" Molly said.

"WHERE did you get the idea to...

[Bones]

spank monkeys. Go to your room and think about what you have done. Then.....

[trekbugging]

make sure you don't wear your mothers clothes again...but when you need to go to...

[Bones]

the international space station, make sure you wear clean.....

[Mr. Bojangles]

Galoshes. They're pretty serious about tracking stuff in the...

[Bassmama]

main ballroom- all that sticky stuff tends to...

[Diva]

send snickers through the employees as you call out "someone needs to clean the ballroom there's some sticky stuff on the floor". I looked beside me and screamed. There was a...

[Unforgiven]

kangaroo shitting a large shit on the carpet. I swatted with my newspaper, but it bared it's teeth and growled at me, so I ...

[Bones]

shot it. But the kangaroo was some type of super kangaroo . It was impervious to bullets. It became very agitated and began chasing me. Suddenly I had an idea. I would.....