Bones
06-05-07, 09:46PM
One day, a teacher, a garbage man and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven.
St. Peter is there, and when they get to the gate, St Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven. They each will have to answer one question.
So he asked the teacher, “What was the name of the ship that hit an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?”
The teacher without hestitation replies, “The Titanic.”
St Peter lets him through the gate. St Peter turns to the garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn’t really need all the stink this guy would bring in decided to make te question tougher: “How many people were on the ship?”
Taking a guess, the garbage man said, “1228.”
Surprised, St. Peter exclaims, “That happens to be right! Go ahead.”
St Peter turns to the lawyer: “Name them.”
St. Peter is there, and when they get to the gate, St Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven. They each will have to answer one question.
So he asked the teacher, “What was the name of the ship that hit an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?”
The teacher without hestitation replies, “The Titanic.”
St Peter lets him through the gate. St Peter turns to the garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn’t really need all the stink this guy would bring in decided to make te question tougher: “How many people were on the ship?”
Taking a guess, the garbage man said, “1228.”
Surprised, St. Peter exclaims, “That happens to be right! Go ahead.”
St Peter turns to the lawyer: “Name them.”