Diva
04-04-02, 10:15PM
Ever Walk Through The Produce Section And Admire The Fruit And Vegetables Til You're Asked To Leave?..
Me neither. Everyone I know sabotages Monday by expecting it to be the worst day of the week. Not that it's the kick yer heels up and sing days... I just don't think they give Tuesday the amount of apathy and despair that it deserves. At least on Monday you can reflect on the weekend. Why am I tired? I partied all weekend. Oh, then that's okay then. But Tuesday... this is the day of loathing. Tired? Why? Yesterday was a work day. Planning for the weekend? Nope, too soon for any commitments. Looking forward to Friday? Being a little too optimistic, aren't we? Mondays may suck... but Tuesdays bite.
People who sing catchy little tunes in the work place should be shot. Or songs that they only know two verses to. And if you have a song in your head but can't quite think of how it goes, the name of it or who sang it... Don't come up to me and drag me down into your vicious hell hole of off key, two sentences, 'you know this' torment. I spent the whole day trying to remember the name of a song that some bimbo had the fucking Gaul to ask me while where in the lady's room stall. That's just wrong. Oh crap. I knew I should have written it down. I know you know it... And I don't want to hear any crap about the quality of my voice. At 1 AM with no background music... this is da bomb. Lie, damn it. Aaaah! I can't believe I didn't write it down! Shit.
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It...
I don't know what is more disturbing. That Britney Spears! is making a movie of her life, Or that it's costarring Dan Aykroyd.... Women's squash officials have decided not to introduce rules banning thongs on court. First of all, No, nevermind. Stupidity needs no explanation.... The vast majority of men and women have sexual fantasies about someone other than their spouse or significant other, according to a study published in The Journal of Sex Research. No Shit, Sherlock. Who pays for this crap?.. U.S. woman sacrificed in ritual to ascertain winning lottery numbers. He didn't win, by the way. Moron.... Dale's skirt (http://www.skirtman.org/gallery.html) pictures. Will someone please explain this to me. I consider myself to tolerant of almost any lifestyle.. But I wanted to kick his ass.
Me neither. Everyone I know sabotages Monday by expecting it to be the worst day of the week. Not that it's the kick yer heels up and sing days... I just don't think they give Tuesday the amount of apathy and despair that it deserves. At least on Monday you can reflect on the weekend. Why am I tired? I partied all weekend. Oh, then that's okay then. But Tuesday... this is the day of loathing. Tired? Why? Yesterday was a work day. Planning for the weekend? Nope, too soon for any commitments. Looking forward to Friday? Being a little too optimistic, aren't we? Mondays may suck... but Tuesdays bite.
People who sing catchy little tunes in the work place should be shot. Or songs that they only know two verses to. And if you have a song in your head but can't quite think of how it goes, the name of it or who sang it... Don't come up to me and drag me down into your vicious hell hole of off key, two sentences, 'you know this' torment. I spent the whole day trying to remember the name of a song that some bimbo had the fucking Gaul to ask me while where in the lady's room stall. That's just wrong. Oh crap. I knew I should have written it down. I know you know it... And I don't want to hear any crap about the quality of my voice. At 1 AM with no background music... this is da bomb. Lie, damn it. Aaaah! I can't believe I didn't write it down! Shit.
I Don't Make The News... I Just Make Fun Of It...
I don't know what is more disturbing. That Britney Spears! is making a movie of her life, Or that it's costarring Dan Aykroyd.... Women's squash officials have decided not to introduce rules banning thongs on court. First of all, No, nevermind. Stupidity needs no explanation.... The vast majority of men and women have sexual fantasies about someone other than their spouse or significant other, according to a study published in The Journal of Sex Research. No Shit, Sherlock. Who pays for this crap?.. U.S. woman sacrificed in ritual to ascertain winning lottery numbers. He didn't win, by the way. Moron.... Dale's skirt (http://www.skirtman.org/gallery.html) pictures. Will someone please explain this to me. I consider myself to tolerant of almost any lifestyle.. But I wanted to kick his ass.