Diva
04-04-02, 08:46PM
Oh... Bite Me...
No cream in the frig. Gasp! I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar. So, I drag my ass into work, buy a big ole' cup and crawl into my chair. Someone comes around the corner, looks at me and says, "Wow, you look like hell. Are you sick?" What the fu.. I mean, huh? No. They backed away. No one goes near me without my coffee. I magically transform into super-customer service rep. Ta Da! May I help you? Why of course you may come to an overly priced private hospital with no money. Phone consult? The doctor would be more than happy to make a paying customer wait while he gives you free advice. What's $80,000 in medical school bills when the joy of helping some cheap bastard who asked to be connected through the 800 number so they don't have to pay for a toll call. Bitter? Not after my second cup kicks in. Ignorance astounds me. Some woman called and said that she had found her sons old ID card and wanted to know if she could use it to be seen. My mouth moved, but nothing came out. Thank G-d the blooper button kicked in. I love my job. I go home and feel so much better about myself. Sure, I buy the cheapo soap... but at least I don't spend twenty minutes arguing with people as to why I shouldn't have to pay for my call.
You're Everclear In My Heart
Stop by and say hi to a very special friend who just officially got his domain name. He's a down to earth guy with a laid back style. Oh yeah, and porn, too. Gots to have me porn. He won't put more guys on there, though. Want some sunblock for that neck of yours, Hon? Heh heh heh.
The Gene Pool Lifeguard Must Be On A Break
I... I... I can't, I don't... Fuck it. Read for yourself. Bring a catheter. And a puke bag...Popular Bistro shut down after, among other things, twenty pounds of maggots (http://www2.bostonherald.com/news/local_regional/rest06232001.htm) found in discarded cooking oil... Malaysia's (http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=7&id=37946) women teachers have been urged to plan pregnancies around classroom schedules. What if she can't hold the kid in? Detention?... New study finds an average of six sexual (http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1398000/1398631.stm) partners separate any two people on the planet. The idea that only six people separate me from having sex with Morty (http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/intro.shtml) gives me the heebie jeebies. Then again... that tongue! Miriah's gonna kick my ass for that one!... Japanese Fighter takes out parked car. Need I say more? Where's the Red Baron when you need him... Last but not least... People in Utah use more Prozac-style antidepressant drugs than do the people of any other state, according to a new study. Oh, I get it... Lay off the sauce, but you can pop pills from a Pez dispenser and still be working for the Lord. Shit.
No cream in the frig. Gasp! I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar. So, I drag my ass into work, buy a big ole' cup and crawl into my chair. Someone comes around the corner, looks at me and says, "Wow, you look like hell. Are you sick?" What the fu.. I mean, huh? No. They backed away. No one goes near me without my coffee. I magically transform into super-customer service rep. Ta Da! May I help you? Why of course you may come to an overly priced private hospital with no money. Phone consult? The doctor would be more than happy to make a paying customer wait while he gives you free advice. What's $80,000 in medical school bills when the joy of helping some cheap bastard who asked to be connected through the 800 number so they don't have to pay for a toll call. Bitter? Not after my second cup kicks in. Ignorance astounds me. Some woman called and said that she had found her sons old ID card and wanted to know if she could use it to be seen. My mouth moved, but nothing came out. Thank G-d the blooper button kicked in. I love my job. I go home and feel so much better about myself. Sure, I buy the cheapo soap... but at least I don't spend twenty minutes arguing with people as to why I shouldn't have to pay for my call.
You're Everclear In My Heart
Stop by and say hi to a very special friend who just officially got his domain name. He's a down to earth guy with a laid back style. Oh yeah, and porn, too. Gots to have me porn. He won't put more guys on there, though. Want some sunblock for that neck of yours, Hon? Heh heh heh.
The Gene Pool Lifeguard Must Be On A Break
I... I... I can't, I don't... Fuck it. Read for yourself. Bring a catheter. And a puke bag...Popular Bistro shut down after, among other things, twenty pounds of maggots (http://www2.bostonherald.com/news/local_regional/rest06232001.htm) found in discarded cooking oil... Malaysia's (http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=7&id=37946) women teachers have been urged to plan pregnancies around classroom schedules. What if she can't hold the kid in? Detention?... New study finds an average of six sexual (http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1398000/1398631.stm) partners separate any two people on the planet. The idea that only six people separate me from having sex with Morty (http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/intro.shtml) gives me the heebie jeebies. Then again... that tongue! Miriah's gonna kick my ass for that one!... Japanese Fighter takes out parked car. Need I say more? Where's the Red Baron when you need him... Last but not least... People in Utah use more Prozac-style antidepressant drugs than do the people of any other state, according to a new study. Oh, I get it... Lay off the sauce, but you can pop pills from a Pez dispenser and still be working for the Lord. Shit.