Diva
04-04-02, 08:41PM
This Broad Likes The Good Stuff... But Cheap
I demand a retake, damn it! I spent this whole damn weekend nursing my fucking hand and 'trying' to put up my web cam. Web cam's not up... and I have the nurturing capabilities of Joan Crawford PMS-ing. I added my re-count of events from last weeks Wednesday update. I had such a great time, it figures that was the update that I lost. Monday night is chatting with Morty {and his magical tongue} night again. Mr. Deep will be there... oh yeah! And if we're really, really lucky... Miriah, the woman who rocks and rules Morty's world will pop in. I've never seen text squirm before... Can you say 'Yes, dear'? Hahahhahahahaha.. It should be fun... Stop by if you have the chance.
Don't you hate when people walk up to you and start talking about personal shit? Did I ask to hear your life story? Oops! Silly me, I must have the 'I give a flying fuck' tee-shirt on. I bad. So this guy walks up to me in the mall. I was munching on some mini carrot sticks. Or as I call them... "ex number 17, 19 and 27." Anyhoo, this guy walks up and starts saying, "Ahhh. Quitting cigs I see. I had a terrible time, myself. The shakes, irritable... no one wanted to be near me." I was two breaths away from saying, "Really? When will it change?" but decided to give the guy a break. So I grunted and started to walk away. He follows. Damn it! I didn't even feed him and he's tagging along. So then he keeps on... "So, how long did you smoke for?" That was the straw... I turned and said, "Smoke? That's the nastiest habit I can think of. Why would you think I smoked." He replied, "Oh, er.. um... The carrot sticks... You know, have to have something in your mouth?" I replied, "Ohhhh. No. Wrong oral fixation. I'm celibate." I actually heard his jaw hit the ground as I walked away. Man, that's gotta hurt.
Stupid People Tricks...
Angelina Jolie Gets Licked (http://www.rollingstone.com/mv_photos/bigphoto.asp?gid=6433&s=1&e=9&seq=2&cf=8359&bc=1) By Horse' is the caption. Somehow I found this
picture (http://nochicktrix.com/fun/xwp/fceleb/ajandbb.jpg) more disturbing.... Lots of nude (http://ssmax.supereva.it/) chick pix. I don't know exactly what type of page this is... Like it really matters, right? ... Can't we just get along? Brawl (http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/06/13/court.brawl/index.html) erupts in courtroom before murder trial begins. It's got a video, to boot.... Gotta pee? But don't want to stop that interactive porn game? It's the "Computer Urinal (http://www.stupid.com/giftshop/urinal.htm)" to the rescue! There's some sick fucks out there, man. I'm going to bed.
I demand a retake, damn it! I spent this whole damn weekend nursing my fucking hand and 'trying' to put up my web cam. Web cam's not up... and I have the nurturing capabilities of Joan Crawford PMS-ing. I added my re-count of events from last weeks Wednesday update. I had such a great time, it figures that was the update that I lost. Monday night is chatting with Morty {and his magical tongue} night again. Mr. Deep will be there... oh yeah! And if we're really, really lucky... Miriah, the woman who rocks and rules Morty's world will pop in. I've never seen text squirm before... Can you say 'Yes, dear'? Hahahhahahahaha.. It should be fun... Stop by if you have the chance.
Don't you hate when people walk up to you and start talking about personal shit? Did I ask to hear your life story? Oops! Silly me, I must have the 'I give a flying fuck' tee-shirt on. I bad. So this guy walks up to me in the mall. I was munching on some mini carrot sticks. Or as I call them... "ex number 17, 19 and 27." Anyhoo, this guy walks up and starts saying, "Ahhh. Quitting cigs I see. I had a terrible time, myself. The shakes, irritable... no one wanted to be near me." I was two breaths away from saying, "Really? When will it change?" but decided to give the guy a break. So I grunted and started to walk away. He follows. Damn it! I didn't even feed him and he's tagging along. So then he keeps on... "So, how long did you smoke for?" That was the straw... I turned and said, "Smoke? That's the nastiest habit I can think of. Why would you think I smoked." He replied, "Oh, er.. um... The carrot sticks... You know, have to have something in your mouth?" I replied, "Ohhhh. No. Wrong oral fixation. I'm celibate." I actually heard his jaw hit the ground as I walked away. Man, that's gotta hurt.
Stupid People Tricks...
Angelina Jolie Gets Licked (http://www.rollingstone.com/mv_photos/bigphoto.asp?gid=6433&s=1&e=9&seq=2&cf=8359&bc=1) By Horse' is the caption. Somehow I found this
picture (http://nochicktrix.com/fun/xwp/fceleb/ajandbb.jpg) more disturbing.... Lots of nude (http://ssmax.supereva.it/) chick pix. I don't know exactly what type of page this is... Like it really matters, right? ... Can't we just get along? Brawl (http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/06/13/court.brawl/index.html) erupts in courtroom before murder trial begins. It's got a video, to boot.... Gotta pee? But don't want to stop that interactive porn game? It's the "Computer Urinal (http://www.stupid.com/giftshop/urinal.htm)" to the rescue! There's some sick fucks out there, man. I'm going to bed.