Diva
04-04-02, 08:24PM
Three Fucking Days In One Month!!!
Sometimes I wonder whether this 'blonde' stereotype is just a stereotype. So I forgot to archive three days before I erased them. Wednesdays and ... I don't even want to look. Damn it! Man... I can't even begin to tell you how pissed I am. Then again, just look at the fucking title. So, if anyone should happen to peer into their cache (in Netscape... I haven't a clue where to look in the Evil Empire's browser, which most people use) could you please, please send it to me? The other ones are a loss. The one with the jerk who slammed me is no problem. Like I really want to look back on that fond memory. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Of course I'm at work so I can't scour through my computer. Don't you hate that? I almost want to feign illness just to go home and look. When I set my mind on something, I can't let go of it until I finish it. Speaking of which... I'm trying to set my web cam up... I've got everything in place.... Now I have to figure out why the damn thing won't work. MORTY!!!!!! Oh man... I just realized Wednesday's post was the infamous tongue post. I could just scream.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Nope. Don't feel better. Read Some News...
Sex in exchange for sold out Madonna ticket. German web site. Morons. And you know someone's gonna do it. I hope it's a guy. And he's a topper.
Kid swaps fish for two inch lizard. Said 'lizard' grows into seven foot crocodile and bites dad. Hmmmm... From two inches to seven feet and pops doesn't see a thing? I can almost hear the 'gene pool lifeguard' blowing his whistle.
No kids. Ever. EVER. These little monsters need to be sent back where they came from. Can't fit? Allow me. Episiotomies with a fucking chainsaw. They tarred a six to eight week old kitten. They have a video. I couldn't even watch it. Bastards. Karen, don't even go here. I don't want to hear it.
Apple sues Church of Satan. This is why Microsoft is more successful. Well, that and the obvious. Why sue some funky devil worshipers over copyright infringing? Now they get free publicity, Apple coughs out mega bucks for a lawsuit, and Bill Gates chuckles all the way to the bank.
How Do I Like My Men? Deep... Ballzdeep
I want to end today's rant on a better note. Mr. Deep from the soon to re-open Ballzdeep web site, was an absolute dream and surprised me with my own icon. Check it out. Licks and kisses, Mr. Deep!
http://www.nochicktrix.com/banners/mine/nctxblzdp.gif
Sometimes I wonder whether this 'blonde' stereotype is just a stereotype. So I forgot to archive three days before I erased them. Wednesdays and ... I don't even want to look. Damn it! Man... I can't even begin to tell you how pissed I am. Then again, just look at the fucking title. So, if anyone should happen to peer into their cache (in Netscape... I haven't a clue where to look in the Evil Empire's browser, which most people use) could you please, please send it to me? The other ones are a loss. The one with the jerk who slammed me is no problem. Like I really want to look back on that fond memory. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Of course I'm at work so I can't scour through my computer. Don't you hate that? I almost want to feign illness just to go home and look. When I set my mind on something, I can't let go of it until I finish it. Speaking of which... I'm trying to set my web cam up... I've got everything in place.... Now I have to figure out why the damn thing won't work. MORTY!!!!!! Oh man... I just realized Wednesday's post was the infamous tongue post. I could just scream.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Nope. Don't feel better. Read Some News...
Sex in exchange for sold out Madonna ticket. German web site. Morons. And you know someone's gonna do it. I hope it's a guy. And he's a topper.
Kid swaps fish for two inch lizard. Said 'lizard' grows into seven foot crocodile and bites dad. Hmmmm... From two inches to seven feet and pops doesn't see a thing? I can almost hear the 'gene pool lifeguard' blowing his whistle.
No kids. Ever. EVER. These little monsters need to be sent back where they came from. Can't fit? Allow me. Episiotomies with a fucking chainsaw. They tarred a six to eight week old kitten. They have a video. I couldn't even watch it. Bastards. Karen, don't even go here. I don't want to hear it.
Apple sues Church of Satan. This is why Microsoft is more successful. Well, that and the obvious. Why sue some funky devil worshipers over copyright infringing? Now they get free publicity, Apple coughs out mega bucks for a lawsuit, and Bill Gates chuckles all the way to the bank.
How Do I Like My Men? Deep... Ballzdeep
I want to end today's rant on a better note. Mr. Deep from the soon to re-open Ballzdeep web site, was an absolute dream and surprised me with my own icon. Check it out. Licks and kisses, Mr. Deep!
http://www.nochicktrix.com/banners/mine/nctxblzdp.gif