Diva
04-04-02, 12:36PM
I'd Better Hear Some Oohs And Ahhs, Damn It
Well shit. So much for 'freebies'. The templates are great until you try to use them. Yeah, yeah. You get what you pay for. Bite me. Don't offer shit and say we have chocolate for a little more. I'm putting the finishing touches on it so it should be fully functioning within the next few days. And I promise not to cum in your mouth. Or, as your girlfriend says... "Duck!"
I'll be adding more to my site, too. So some of the buttons may not go anywhere yet. Deal with it. Don't rush a Goddess. Thanks for all of the great emails. It can be so frustrating when you know you're trying really hard, and doing a shitty job. That's like waking up from a bad dream, looking in the mirror and realizing that it wasn't a nightmare, you really are Richard Simmons.
I Never Laughed So Friggen Hard In My Life
I want do give a special thanks to Scott for making my last official vacation night a fun one. We sent each other funny sites until 4:30 A.M. Sunday. It was a blast. I did that little ditty you may have heard while we were swapping sites. While I actually never went to the Am I Hot Or Not site, I've seen takeoffs up the ying-yang. Here's just a few to peruse through:
How Many Would It Take: How many beers you would need to cockslam each person.
Am I Goth... Or Not: You know how I feel about Goths. This is funny, though.
Is I A Slut.. Or Not: Knew her. Knew her. Dated him. Hmmm. They say the type of people you know say a lot about you. Shit.
Am I A Redneck... Or Not: This is where I made my audio thanks. Then I had to run and pee.
Stranger in Your Bed: Which of the two losers would you rather sleep with. I had a dating experience like that
Am I... Or Not: This site gives different categories to choose. My favorite? Am I A BULL SCROTUM HANDBAG or NOT?
Kiss.. Or Miss: You get the gist of it. Some of them I had to say miss for legal purposes, though.
Am I All Your Base... Or Not: I don't know what this means. I don't care what this means. The South Park one alone had me doubling over.
Bangable:Yeah, but what it's a chick? They should give you a 'No thanks I'm hetero' button.
Rate My Rack: This has got to be the most popular one. I got this link months ago and haven't been able to get through yet. What'd I tell you? Tits. That's what it's about, right guys.
Am I Annoying... Or Not:Pseudo famous people. Gives you pros and cons.
Am I Hot... Or Not: Finally. The one that started it all.
There were others. But I left out the ones with annoying pop ups. I don't think these ones have them at all. I'm thinking of starting a duel "Rate My Dick/Rate My Twat" site. Anyone with me on this?
Well shit. So much for 'freebies'. The templates are great until you try to use them. Yeah, yeah. You get what you pay for. Bite me. Don't offer shit and say we have chocolate for a little more. I'm putting the finishing touches on it so it should be fully functioning within the next few days. And I promise not to cum in your mouth. Or, as your girlfriend says... "Duck!"
I'll be adding more to my site, too. So some of the buttons may not go anywhere yet. Deal with it. Don't rush a Goddess. Thanks for all of the great emails. It can be so frustrating when you know you're trying really hard, and doing a shitty job. That's like waking up from a bad dream, looking in the mirror and realizing that it wasn't a nightmare, you really are Richard Simmons.
I Never Laughed So Friggen Hard In My Life
I want do give a special thanks to Scott for making my last official vacation night a fun one. We sent each other funny sites until 4:30 A.M. Sunday. It was a blast. I did that little ditty you may have heard while we were swapping sites. While I actually never went to the Am I Hot Or Not site, I've seen takeoffs up the ying-yang. Here's just a few to peruse through:
How Many Would It Take: How many beers you would need to cockslam each person.
Am I Goth... Or Not: You know how I feel about Goths. This is funny, though.
Is I A Slut.. Or Not: Knew her. Knew her. Dated him. Hmmm. They say the type of people you know say a lot about you. Shit.
Am I A Redneck... Or Not: This is where I made my audio thanks. Then I had to run and pee.
Stranger in Your Bed: Which of the two losers would you rather sleep with. I had a dating experience like that
Am I... Or Not: This site gives different categories to choose. My favorite? Am I A BULL SCROTUM HANDBAG or NOT?
Kiss.. Or Miss: You get the gist of it. Some of them I had to say miss for legal purposes, though.
Am I All Your Base... Or Not: I don't know what this means. I don't care what this means. The South Park one alone had me doubling over.
Bangable:Yeah, but what it's a chick? They should give you a 'No thanks I'm hetero' button.
Rate My Rack: This has got to be the most popular one. I got this link months ago and haven't been able to get through yet. What'd I tell you? Tits. That's what it's about, right guys.
Am I Annoying... Or Not:Pseudo famous people. Gives you pros and cons.
Am I Hot... Or Not: Finally. The one that started it all.
There were others. But I left out the ones with annoying pop ups. I don't think these ones have them at all. I'm thinking of starting a duel "Rate My Dick/Rate My Twat" site. Anyone with me on this?