Naughty Monkey Time

[Diva]

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Thursday is YouTube day. Why? Because it's 6:53am, I have no makeup on and have to leave the house in 7 minutes. Fear me on the road!

News
º Officer's weapon ricochets off ground, hits passerby (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/11255204/detail.html).
º Drunk tells police that unicorn was driving (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=nw20070314230134479C761900&set_id=1).
º Burglar's pants keep falling down during heist (http://www.local10.com/news/11249920/detail.html).
º 2 teens killed after car hit by 2 trains (http://www.madville.com/link.php?id=158269&t=6).
º Man cuts off his genitals in drunken rage (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2242335.html).
º Abortion counseling group offers e-cards (http://www.nbc4.tv/health/11250713/detail.html).
º Jail deputies accused of phone sex (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20070314/45f78150_3421_1334520070314-761825020).
º Pi day celebrated on 3-14 (http://www.local6.com/technology/11251618/detail.html).
º Hardcore porn interrupts news show (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20070314/45f78150_3421_1334520070314-800282994).
º Tattooed mom accuses doctor of discrimination (http://cbs2.com/local/local_story_073140820.html).
º Woman steals purse, goes on shopping spree (http://www.local10.com/news/11243106/detail.html).
º Elderly handyman saved from roof (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol117394554326P426).
º Serial lingerie thief busted (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST13349120070314).
º Woman crashes car, throws beer out of window (http://www.local6.com/news/11259136/detail.html).

Levity
º Chinese old time footbinding photos (http://en.xihalife.com/bbs/photos/oldphotos/618.htm)
º Motivational posters (http://www.funonthenet.in/content/view/347/31/)
º Best of Ralph Wiggum (http://www.planetvids.com/html/Best-of-Ralph-Wiggum.html)
º Retro gaming walls (http://www.urbanretrolifestyle.com/2007/01/18/retro-gaming-walls-your-home-needs/)
º Video: How to catch a Seagull (http://www.junk-yard.us/cool_video/how_to_catch_a_seagull.php)
º Sexy gal wearing a mask (http://www.pinkems.com/galleries/2007/2/brea_lynn_gettin_nasty_and_wet/)

[entipy]

That's hilarious!

[Poseidon]

Ape version of Extreme Sports

[Marsbert]

omg that was HIlarious! oooo so cute

[thestarsfall]

I want a baby tiger!!!

[Unforgiven]

Fear me on the road!


You don't have to give us a reason for that, we already do.

[Bones]

I want a baby tiger!!!

I'll give you a cat that thinks he's a tiger for $5 American and a 12 pack of Dutch beer.

[Sean]

I'll give you a cat that thinks he's a tiger for $5 American and a 12 pack of Dutch beer.

Heineken's in the mail.

[Bones]

Heineken's in the mail.

You have to come and pick him up. I'm not brave enough to package him. He fights a pit bull and wins.