Diva
04-04-02, 01:42AM
May 31, 2001
Here's the deal. i found four different page designs and I cant decide which one I like the most. So I downloaded some freebie pole so you guys could help me. Now, I know how vocal you can be... So this is a cake walk. Oh yeah, if you click the funny ones, click a real one too. Thanks bunches. Click on the blonde to bring up the pole/pictures {Pole closed}.
I Believe In Christmas... And I'm Jewish
No this isn't some Jews for Jesus (Hey! Zus!) crap. You have no idea how anoying it is to live in a mostly non-jewish neighborhood as a kid. I became some sort of a pet project for all the bible thumpers. One of the first lines out of their mouth was, "Well, you know Jesus was Jewish." Well bully for him. Hoo woo! So, why'd he convert? The ham cravings too much for him? Wanted to eat his bacon without remorse? Thought that Sunday was a way better choice as a day of rest? never got over the brisk? Yep, they loved talking to me. If I was half as smart as my ass I'd be a fucking genius. but those thumpers are persistant little ones. Going to parties was a real hoot. "Honey, what do you eat?" {Insert sarcastic coment here.} Mom's didn't like me much back then. Of course going to a friend's house on 'pork' night sucked. Yep, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were a staple. Mind you, I'm not this super-jew who sticks to the book and walks with G-d. But... I guess you could figure that one out.. Duh. I feel that religion is a crutch. Your beliefs are something totally private. Everywhere where you turn, some religious leader is getting some. Shit, they've gotten more than me lately. Is it still nix on female leaders? Hmmmm. Oh. My point is... not going to some building and being chastised doesn't mean 'take cool clothing'. In my eyes, religion is a tool. Here's a book of rules. Follow these rules and you will be successful. Deviate from them and you suffer the consequences. End of discussion. I could hand you a 'Miss Manners' book and it would be the equivelant. Not word for word. That's the whole problem. the bible isn't user friendly. An eye for an eye vs turn the other cheek. Well?!?!?! Which one is it? The biggest problem is 'U.E." User error. Give someone one task. They should be able to do it. Give them multiple tasks that will contridict eachother unless a basic understanding is present, they're screwed. that's what happens when multiple people write down one set of rules. Everyone has their own spin on it. I love the holiday season, because everyone is a little kinder to eachother. It's too bad you have to threaten someone with eternal damnation to get them to let you in the the fucking fastlane. .
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."--Jack Handy
Everytime I see 'Jack Handy' I think of Phil Hartman. He was kind, talented, and generous. Married a bitch. I don't get it. Why do the good guys go for raving bitches? These chicks look mean. A permanent scour on their face. And the boys go wild. "Wow! What a woman! I'll bet she could put her hand right through my chest and rip out my heart. Do you think she'd eat it? Oh yeah, she's all that." Well... I could be mean. heck, I uh... Oh! I used to play 'Odd or Even' with one guy's chest hair! There. I'm a wench. Date me!
Here's the deal. i found four different page designs and I cant decide which one I like the most. So I downloaded some freebie pole so you guys could help me. Now, I know how vocal you can be... So this is a cake walk. Oh yeah, if you click the funny ones, click a real one too. Thanks bunches. Click on the blonde to bring up the pole/pictures {Pole closed}.
I Believe In Christmas... And I'm Jewish
No this isn't some Jews for Jesus (Hey! Zus!) crap. You have no idea how anoying it is to live in a mostly non-jewish neighborhood as a kid. I became some sort of a pet project for all the bible thumpers. One of the first lines out of their mouth was, "Well, you know Jesus was Jewish." Well bully for him. Hoo woo! So, why'd he convert? The ham cravings too much for him? Wanted to eat his bacon without remorse? Thought that Sunday was a way better choice as a day of rest? never got over the brisk? Yep, they loved talking to me. If I was half as smart as my ass I'd be a fucking genius. but those thumpers are persistant little ones. Going to parties was a real hoot. "Honey, what do you eat?" {Insert sarcastic coment here.} Mom's didn't like me much back then. Of course going to a friend's house on 'pork' night sucked. Yep, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were a staple. Mind you, I'm not this super-jew who sticks to the book and walks with G-d. But... I guess you could figure that one out.. Duh. I feel that religion is a crutch. Your beliefs are something totally private. Everywhere where you turn, some religious leader is getting some. Shit, they've gotten more than me lately. Is it still nix on female leaders? Hmmmm. Oh. My point is... not going to some building and being chastised doesn't mean 'take cool clothing'. In my eyes, religion is a tool. Here's a book of rules. Follow these rules and you will be successful. Deviate from them and you suffer the consequences. End of discussion. I could hand you a 'Miss Manners' book and it would be the equivelant. Not word for word. That's the whole problem. the bible isn't user friendly. An eye for an eye vs turn the other cheek. Well?!?!?! Which one is it? The biggest problem is 'U.E." User error. Give someone one task. They should be able to do it. Give them multiple tasks that will contridict eachother unless a basic understanding is present, they're screwed. that's what happens when multiple people write down one set of rules. Everyone has their own spin on it. I love the holiday season, because everyone is a little kinder to eachother. It's too bad you have to threaten someone with eternal damnation to get them to let you in the the fucking fastlane. .
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."--Jack Handy
Everytime I see 'Jack Handy' I think of Phil Hartman. He was kind, talented, and generous. Married a bitch. I don't get it. Why do the good guys go for raving bitches? These chicks look mean. A permanent scour on their face. And the boys go wild. "Wow! What a woman! I'll bet she could put her hand right through my chest and rip out my heart. Do you think she'd eat it? Oh yeah, she's all that." Well... I could be mean. heck, I uh... Oh! I used to play 'Odd or Even' with one guy's chest hair! There. I'm a wench. Date me!