Diva
04-04-02, 01:40AM
May 30, 2001
----- Original Message-----
From: xxxxxxx
To: The Diva
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 7:19 PM
Subject: Love Your Site
Hello there, Diva! First of all, I think you're wild. I can't believe the things that you write about. But it keeps me entertained, for the most part. I haven't met too many people like you. Too be honest, I can't think of one person off hand. That is a compliment. But, I do think that you should tone down on the "sex-talk". While it might be a normal topic of conversation in your household, many other people don't have discussions of sex around the dinner table. I certainly do not discuss masterbation like it was an everyday occurrence. But, besides that, Keep up the good work!
Well! Let me begin by saying thanks bunches for the props. It's always nice to hear I bring a little joy into someone's life. And yes, I do consider myself a rarity. My dad used to tell me that when I was made the mold didn't break... They smashed it against the wall for safety precautions.
But enough of the chit chat. I'm an adult. You seem to be an adult. We have sex. Not together, thank G-d. I prefer someone less 'prude'. This is my site, and I will discuss any topic that I choose. Heck, I could make a whole update on the tip of a man's dick if I wanted. It's taste, texture... My personal technique for giving head... Oh sorry, was I being crude? Good. If you don't want to compare your bologna's texture to a chick's twat, fine. I never suggested dragging the computer to the table and read my rants for ambiance. This is who I am. This is how I talk. You're more than welcome to enjoy my page.... If not, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
~ The Diva
Woo hoo! I got my first complaint about my content. Shit, that didn't take long, huh? I think I'll frame it. I think I handled that in a calm and mature manner. Of course, I had to sing the 'Oscar Mayer Weiner' tune to spell 'bologna'. That song was stuck in my head for hours. I had a dream that I was chasing a big.. Well, nevermind. Oh well, one less fan. But it's not the quantity, it's the quality. Everyone who's written has been great. Keep em coming! Keep coming. Keep cumming. Oh yeah! I see nothing wrong with being open about sex and masterbation. There should be no children here. I guess I should broaden that to "No children or woosies." If someone want's me to discus a topic, send me a line. I love to talk, or could you guess? While we're on the subject of masterbation... I'm always hearing guys talk about getting the tissue out. All I know is, if a guy only needs a tissue finish the job... maybe that's the problem. Personally, I want a man who needs Brawny.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."--Jack Handy
A special bitch-sla... I mean thanks goes out to Morty, my new friend and pain in the ass from Morty's Twisted World. Check his site out if you have a while. Trust me, it'll take you a couple of hours to go through all of his cartoons (we're not talking Disney), videos and jokes. The blonde jokes are bullshit. But you already knew that. Ummmm, skip over May 29th's update. It's long and drawn out... AND THAT'S NOT ME! we'll leave it at that. "You're a big weenie, Mort. Top twenty list or not!" If you remember me mentioning the hotlinker any of the gazillion times I ranted then you may recall me mentioning finding Morty's site among the others. And that his "2 Cool Crew" shut that sucker down. He asked his fans to write in and complain... and boy did they! When you go to his site, his May 27th, NOT 29th, update talks about me helping him track down some other hotlinkers. He thinks it's from a Chinese site. This is how evil some people are... They hotlinked a cartoon page of his to a bulletin board/forum. Then people hotlinked from there to their individual sites. He estimated that they downloaded the pictures over two thousand times in four days. Think about it this way... The picture Mort's lovely wife gave me above is 18 kilobytes. If two thousand people downloaded that one picture, it would use almost four megabytes. That's in four days. They linked multiple pictures. It adds up. Greed. That's what it comes down to. You can't feign ignorance on this baby. The worst part was that he was shut down and had to go to another host after using 104 gigabytes of bandwidth one month. Greedy people suck. I don't mean in a good way.
----- Original Message-----
From: xxxxxxx
To: The Diva
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 7:19 PM
Subject: Love Your Site
Hello there, Diva! First of all, I think you're wild. I can't believe the things that you write about. But it keeps me entertained, for the most part. I haven't met too many people like you. Too be honest, I can't think of one person off hand. That is a compliment. But, I do think that you should tone down on the "sex-talk". While it might be a normal topic of conversation in your household, many other people don't have discussions of sex around the dinner table. I certainly do not discuss masterbation like it was an everyday occurrence. But, besides that, Keep up the good work!
Well! Let me begin by saying thanks bunches for the props. It's always nice to hear I bring a little joy into someone's life. And yes, I do consider myself a rarity. My dad used to tell me that when I was made the mold didn't break... They smashed it against the wall for safety precautions.
But enough of the chit chat. I'm an adult. You seem to be an adult. We have sex. Not together, thank G-d. I prefer someone less 'prude'. This is my site, and I will discuss any topic that I choose. Heck, I could make a whole update on the tip of a man's dick if I wanted. It's taste, texture... My personal technique for giving head... Oh sorry, was I being crude? Good. If you don't want to compare your bologna's texture to a chick's twat, fine. I never suggested dragging the computer to the table and read my rants for ambiance. This is who I am. This is how I talk. You're more than welcome to enjoy my page.... If not, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
~ The Diva
Woo hoo! I got my first complaint about my content. Shit, that didn't take long, huh? I think I'll frame it. I think I handled that in a calm and mature manner. Of course, I had to sing the 'Oscar Mayer Weiner' tune to spell 'bologna'. That song was stuck in my head for hours. I had a dream that I was chasing a big.. Well, nevermind. Oh well, one less fan. But it's not the quantity, it's the quality. Everyone who's written has been great. Keep em coming! Keep coming. Keep cumming. Oh yeah! I see nothing wrong with being open about sex and masterbation. There should be no children here. I guess I should broaden that to "No children or woosies." If someone want's me to discus a topic, send me a line. I love to talk, or could you guess? While we're on the subject of masterbation... I'm always hearing guys talk about getting the tissue out. All I know is, if a guy only needs a tissue finish the job... maybe that's the problem. Personally, I want a man who needs Brawny.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."--Jack Handy
A special bitch-sla... I mean thanks goes out to Morty, my new friend and pain in the ass from Morty's Twisted World. Check his site out if you have a while. Trust me, it'll take you a couple of hours to go through all of his cartoons (we're not talking Disney), videos and jokes. The blonde jokes are bullshit. But you already knew that. Ummmm, skip over May 29th's update. It's long and drawn out... AND THAT'S NOT ME! we'll leave it at that. "You're a big weenie, Mort. Top twenty list or not!" If you remember me mentioning the hotlinker any of the gazillion times I ranted then you may recall me mentioning finding Morty's site among the others. And that his "2 Cool Crew" shut that sucker down. He asked his fans to write in and complain... and boy did they! When you go to his site, his May 27th, NOT 29th, update talks about me helping him track down some other hotlinkers. He thinks it's from a Chinese site. This is how evil some people are... They hotlinked a cartoon page of his to a bulletin board/forum. Then people hotlinked from there to their individual sites. He estimated that they downloaded the pictures over two thousand times in four days. Think about it this way... The picture Mort's lovely wife gave me above is 18 kilobytes. If two thousand people downloaded that one picture, it would use almost four megabytes. That's in four days. They linked multiple pictures. It adds up. Greed. That's what it comes down to. You can't feign ignorance on this baby. The worst part was that he was shut down and had to go to another host after using 104 gigabytes of bandwidth one month. Greedy people suck. I don't mean in a good way.