Diva
04-04-02, 01:38AM
May 28, 2001
Anyone happen to take a peek at Snuffx? Heeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaack!!!!! And his forum is up. How do I know his forum is up? Cuz that's what I was working on it this whole damn weekend! Me. The HTML impaired. That's right, rabbit. I put that baby up in no time flat. What the fuck are you laughing at? Asshole. Just because 'no time flat' means over 24 hours but less than.. What time is it? Okay, less than 72.598... Doesn't mean.. ummm. Forget it. It's up. Now I'm working on my page. So, you'll see a different layout tomorrow soon. It's 9 A.M. and I haven't been to sleep. Cranky? My answering machine just says, "Abandon Every Hope All Ye Who Call Here. And I didn't change it. Must of been the cat.
Miss Me? Yeah, It's A Chick Trick.
At least I didn't ask you if this outfit makes my ass look too big. I.E. Like Jennifer Lopez. I was asked to explain the meaning behind my web page. While I am going to put up an 'About Me' section, I figured I'd at least explain the general idea. What's a chicktrick? "Miss me"... "How does this outfit look on me"... "Do you love me"... "Oh really! Well ten years ago when you first saw me I know for a fact that you looked at my friend too. That proves that you always flirt"... "Do I look [old, fat, pretty, sexy, better than your last girlfriend]"... "Am I better in bed than 'HER'?" And so on. I don't play those silly little school girl games. I love saying them though, just for the reaction. That subtle cringe as the guy is thinking of what the 'correct' not 'honest' answer is. Then I laugh. Guys may rule the most powerful and influential positions of the world.. But even Clinton had every 28 days circled on his calendar. Imagine the queen of England PMS-ing. "Off with his head. The other head."
Well... I'm on the last week of my vacation. This is the times when I start thinking of finding a job that I can do from home. Hey! How about web design? Baaahahaahaa!!! I slay me. [Wipes a tear from her eye]. Imagine if someone was foolish enough to hire me. Being paid by the hour is sweet! I'd be set for life! no, not on that one job, smart-ass. Well, sorry for the late update. But I warned you that I edit and add throughout the day. So there! Tomorrow's going to be a fun one. Heh. Heh. Heh. Until next time.. Keep that [naughty] fan mail coming!
Anyone happen to take a peek at Snuffx? Heeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaack!!!!! And his forum is up. How do I know his forum is up? Cuz that's what I was working on it this whole damn weekend! Me. The HTML impaired. That's right, rabbit. I put that baby up in no time flat. What the fuck are you laughing at? Asshole. Just because 'no time flat' means over 24 hours but less than.. What time is it? Okay, less than 72.598... Doesn't mean.. ummm. Forget it. It's up. Now I'm working on my page. So, you'll see a different layout tomorrow soon. It's 9 A.M. and I haven't been to sleep. Cranky? My answering machine just says, "Abandon Every Hope All Ye Who Call Here. And I didn't change it. Must of been the cat.
Miss Me? Yeah, It's A Chick Trick.
At least I didn't ask you if this outfit makes my ass look too big. I.E. Like Jennifer Lopez. I was asked to explain the meaning behind my web page. While I am going to put up an 'About Me' section, I figured I'd at least explain the general idea. What's a chicktrick? "Miss me"... "How does this outfit look on me"... "Do you love me"... "Oh really! Well ten years ago when you first saw me I know for a fact that you looked at my friend too. That proves that you always flirt"... "Do I look [old, fat, pretty, sexy, better than your last girlfriend]"... "Am I better in bed than 'HER'?" And so on. I don't play those silly little school girl games. I love saying them though, just for the reaction. That subtle cringe as the guy is thinking of what the 'correct' not 'honest' answer is. Then I laugh. Guys may rule the most powerful and influential positions of the world.. But even Clinton had every 28 days circled on his calendar. Imagine the queen of England PMS-ing. "Off with his head. The other head."
Well... I'm on the last week of my vacation. This is the times when I start thinking of finding a job that I can do from home. Hey! How about web design? Baaahahaahaa!!! I slay me. [Wipes a tear from her eye]. Imagine if someone was foolish enough to hire me. Being paid by the hour is sweet! I'd be set for life! no, not on that one job, smart-ass. Well, sorry for the late update. But I warned you that I edit and add throughout the day. So there! Tomorrow's going to be a fun one. Heh. Heh. Heh. Until next time.. Keep that [naughty] fan mail coming!