Diva
04-04-02, 01:28AM
May 21, 2001
What I find ironic is how many churchgoers hot foot it over to the nearest deli after service. Could it be that they're filled with spirituality and are seeking their religious roots? Or does sitting through a long sermon make you crave a good pastrami sandwich? I only ask because the wait at Juniors Deli was so dang long that we'd see Christ arrive. Or revisit depending upon your religion. Whatever. I never got my Pastrami sandwich. I'm not saying that delicatessen are Jews only. It's just that so many gentiles go on about Sunday being their day of rest, close the shop, bla bla bla... Then they get hungry. Oh no, they're closed? Where will we eat? What comes next is, "I'm sorry. The wait will be 45 minutes. Would you like to sit.. Er.. Stand in our waiting area until we call you?" You want the stores closed because some Pope felt Saturday 'just wasn't working' and changed it to Sunday? Fine. Eat at home. Rest already! it's not like G-d came down and said, "Really? No good? Let me get my calendar out... Huh? Oops, you're right. I need the 'revised one' for you. Tuesday? No? Hmmmm. Sunday'll work. It's only a day after. They can schlep around for another day. Done!" no hate mail from heathens, either! That's right. Heathens. Quick.. How many decorate their house and put a tree up at Christmas time? I'm cranky when I'm hungry. But you already knew that. Well, Call me the MinicNN (no copyright infringement there). I got news up the wazoo!
"Woman bites off attacker's testicles." Read the story for all the details. For the lazy folk: In a nutshell (pun intended... and enjoyed) Some guy attacks a woman, she Dahmer's his raping ass. The best part is what they don't tell you. Like the expression on the police officer when she walked into the station and handed over the schmucks balls. You go girl!
Head Candy. You heard me. It's exactly that. The logo is "Revolutionizing the way the world gives head." No more excuses! There's 'The Gum Job' and 'The Clitoral kiss'. If you don't know who gets what... go to yahoo, they do porn! This stuff looks quite appetizing.. Here we go. I can almost hear it..."Honey! You ate the whole box? No head for you..."
Ex Wife has "" on Ebay. Come on... Click on the link for the story already. What is this bedtime for Bonzo? Her caption is priceless.
China executed 14 people for robbery and murder. One day. 14 prisoners gone. Gee... I'll bet W bush is hopping mad about that one! "They beat my record!" Where's the Democrats at? Don't tell me what I can't do! I'm The President of the United States of America!". Anyhoo, there's something about 1000 in a year. Read it.
Golf cart drive-by shooting. Where's OJ? That's all. You can read it. I just wanted to put another jab in at that murdering drug addict's expense. Moving right along...
Bush walks out on the new Crocodile Dundee movie saying "It was the worst two hours of my life." He then almost throws up in a nearby trashcan and is taken to a local hospital. Two hours?!?!?! Try the next four fucking years asshole! I'll cough up a lung before your ass gets voted out! Oops. I must have linked to an editorial section. Anyhoo, here's the wimp's picture. He just looks like a mama's boy, doesn't he? I'm done. No. Wait. Okay. Done.
In Canada, eh... Every two out of three people poled said they'd rather shower with Pamela Anderson than with their spouse. Duh! Well... I hope you enjoyed your stay. You come back now, Ya hear!
What I find ironic is how many churchgoers hot foot it over to the nearest deli after service. Could it be that they're filled with spirituality and are seeking their religious roots? Or does sitting through a long sermon make you crave a good pastrami sandwich? I only ask because the wait at Juniors Deli was so dang long that we'd see Christ arrive. Or revisit depending upon your religion. Whatever. I never got my Pastrami sandwich. I'm not saying that delicatessen are Jews only. It's just that so many gentiles go on about Sunday being their day of rest, close the shop, bla bla bla... Then they get hungry. Oh no, they're closed? Where will we eat? What comes next is, "I'm sorry. The wait will be 45 minutes. Would you like to sit.. Er.. Stand in our waiting area until we call you?" You want the stores closed because some Pope felt Saturday 'just wasn't working' and changed it to Sunday? Fine. Eat at home. Rest already! it's not like G-d came down and said, "Really? No good? Let me get my calendar out... Huh? Oops, you're right. I need the 'revised one' for you. Tuesday? No? Hmmmm. Sunday'll work. It's only a day after. They can schlep around for another day. Done!" no hate mail from heathens, either! That's right. Heathens. Quick.. How many decorate their house and put a tree up at Christmas time? I'm cranky when I'm hungry. But you already knew that. Well, Call me the MinicNN (no copyright infringement there). I got news up the wazoo!
"Woman bites off attacker's testicles." Read the story for all the details. For the lazy folk: In a nutshell (pun intended... and enjoyed) Some guy attacks a woman, she Dahmer's his raping ass. The best part is what they don't tell you. Like the expression on the police officer when she walked into the station and handed over the schmucks balls. You go girl!
Head Candy. You heard me. It's exactly that. The logo is "Revolutionizing the way the world gives head." No more excuses! There's 'The Gum Job' and 'The Clitoral kiss'. If you don't know who gets what... go to yahoo, they do porn! This stuff looks quite appetizing.. Here we go. I can almost hear it..."Honey! You ate the whole box? No head for you..."
Ex Wife has "" on Ebay. Come on... Click on the link for the story already. What is this bedtime for Bonzo? Her caption is priceless.
China executed 14 people for robbery and murder. One day. 14 prisoners gone. Gee... I'll bet W bush is hopping mad about that one! "They beat my record!" Where's the Democrats at? Don't tell me what I can't do! I'm The President of the United States of America!". Anyhoo, there's something about 1000 in a year. Read it.
Golf cart drive-by shooting. Where's OJ? That's all. You can read it. I just wanted to put another jab in at that murdering drug addict's expense. Moving right along...
Bush walks out on the new Crocodile Dundee movie saying "It was the worst two hours of my life." He then almost throws up in a nearby trashcan and is taken to a local hospital. Two hours?!?!?! Try the next four fucking years asshole! I'll cough up a lung before your ass gets voted out! Oops. I must have linked to an editorial section. Anyhoo, here's the wimp's picture. He just looks like a mama's boy, doesn't he? I'm done. No. Wait. Okay. Done.
In Canada, eh... Every two out of three people poled said they'd rather shower with Pamela Anderson than with their spouse. Duh! Well... I hope you enjoyed your stay. You come back now, Ya hear!