Diva
04-04-02, 01:24AM
May 18 2001
Do you ever have deja vu? Not sure? Think about it... I'll ask you again in a few minutes. I've been working like a mead woman to get these galleries up. Major galleries, guys and galls. About 54 so far... Another 100 plus is waiting in the wings. I got this great new thumbnailer. Unfortunately, the HTML part sucks my left ti... You get the idea. I have to go through fifty pages and fix the HTML. But it's 3:40 A. M. and I'm tired. Since I'm doing this on my vacation, y'all are gonna have to surf the net for now. Not that many of you are waiting for my galleries at this time of the night/morning/whatever. If you are... GET A LIFE! GO TO SLEEP! If you're cute.. Naw... I'm even too tired for that. Oh man... I'm never too tired for that... Goodnight/morning/whatever. I'll leave that cool video of the motorcyclist that proves good Karma is was on his side. It's a popular one, by the looks of my statistics. Enjoy!!
Old News, But Worth A Second Look. Yeah, It's A Cop-out. I'll Update In A Couple Of Hours. whimper
Let's start with big bruhah. A Stanford (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,24829,00.html) doctor claims that one of the reasons crime went down in the 90s is because of abortions. Eighteen years after the Supreme Court legalized it, to be exact. Coincidence? I think not! The biggest whine that comes out of a defendants' mouth? "Waaaaa. I came from a broken home.. Waaaaa. That's why I raped and slaughtered those thirteen people. They reminded me of the home I never had (imagine Lucy Ricardo's whine for the last part)." Poor baby, no one ever gave you a break. Come here, I'll give you one. SNAP! goes the neck. Well, onto the next bullshit artist. And don't give this "You're too harsh bullshit" either. I don't care what happens to you as a child, when you grow up, you deal with it. I don't like going into the water. Childhood trauma. That doesn't mean I'm going to do a Dahmer, for cripes sake. I'm a big girl now, anything that happened to me in the past, is just that. The past. Any asshole who sits there and bitches about emotional baggage needs to erase my link and move on to the Excuses world section. I've had lousy experiences with men. But I've had some wonderful experiences, too. I refuse to live my life based on everything bad that has happened to me. That's not childhood trauma, that's someone looking for attention (http://www.fishdot.org/furby/index.html). You know, like when a kid takes a header into the pavement. The first thing they do is look for your reaction. You look concerned, they start bawling. You know what my dad did? He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "Did you break the cement? No? Good." And picked me up and kept on walking.
You'll love this next one. It talks about different Urban Legends. My favorite. Take time to took through them. I had to right click and view the picture for a couple, so I saved them to make it easier on you. Aren't I a sweetheart? No snickering! The first is an unsubstantiated phallic symbol on the original CP3O (http://www.snopes2.com/business/hidden/c3po.htm) Star Wars trading card. It means he looks like he has a dick, folks. Here's the original and the re-mastered Not -batered. Couldn't help it. I get punchy when I'm tired. Read the article for the explanation.
The second one is true! Cal Ripken's (what a doll) not so well known brother, Bill Ripkin had a little enhancement to his baseball trading card. No, it's not a dick. Rather, in the very bottom of the bat that he's holding, are the words, "Fuck Face." When someone finally caught on, they fixed the oopsie. No explanation was given. How about, someone didn't like good ole Bill that much, eh?
Darwinian Time!!!!! Yes, it's once again that time of the day. The tickler for the story was, "His last words were, 'Hey. Watch this'." That's pretty much a given, don't you think so folks? The kiss of the gene pool cleaner. You can read the story for the details. The quick description: Moron drinking with buddies on fishing trip chokes to death on a live fish (http://www.newstribune.com/stories/051601/sta_0516010943NA.asp). Yeah. We're really gonna miss those genes. The fish picture is added by moi. Once again, for the visual effect. That's what he swallowed. Bleck!
<h3>I Saved The Best For Last, Just Like Your Last Relationship</h3>
This is one cool video of a guy who almost wipes out on a motorcycle during a race. Almost (http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/cool/luckybiker.avi). Too cool, that's all I have to say on the subject. Don't give me that look! I can be condensed. I can.... shit. nevermind. I'm going to bed. Enjoy! As always, I love to hear from you!
Do you ever have deja vu? Not sure? Think about it... I'll ask you again in a few minutes. I've been working like a mead woman to get these galleries up. Major galleries, guys and galls. About 54 so far... Another 100 plus is waiting in the wings. I got this great new thumbnailer. Unfortunately, the HTML part sucks my left ti... You get the idea. I have to go through fifty pages and fix the HTML. But it's 3:40 A. M. and I'm tired. Since I'm doing this on my vacation, y'all are gonna have to surf the net for now. Not that many of you are waiting for my galleries at this time of the night/morning/whatever. If you are... GET A LIFE! GO TO SLEEP! If you're cute.. Naw... I'm even too tired for that. Oh man... I'm never too tired for that... Goodnight/morning/whatever. I'll leave that cool video of the motorcyclist that proves good Karma is was on his side. It's a popular one, by the looks of my statistics. Enjoy!!
Old News, But Worth A Second Look. Yeah, It's A Cop-out. I'll Update In A Couple Of Hours. whimper
Let's start with big bruhah. A Stanford (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,24829,00.html) doctor claims that one of the reasons crime went down in the 90s is because of abortions. Eighteen years after the Supreme Court legalized it, to be exact. Coincidence? I think not! The biggest whine that comes out of a defendants' mouth? "Waaaaa. I came from a broken home.. Waaaaa. That's why I raped and slaughtered those thirteen people. They reminded me of the home I never had (imagine Lucy Ricardo's whine for the last part)." Poor baby, no one ever gave you a break. Come here, I'll give you one. SNAP! goes the neck. Well, onto the next bullshit artist. And don't give this "You're too harsh bullshit" either. I don't care what happens to you as a child, when you grow up, you deal with it. I don't like going into the water. Childhood trauma. That doesn't mean I'm going to do a Dahmer, for cripes sake. I'm a big girl now, anything that happened to me in the past, is just that. The past. Any asshole who sits there and bitches about emotional baggage needs to erase my link and move on to the Excuses world section. I've had lousy experiences with men. But I've had some wonderful experiences, too. I refuse to live my life based on everything bad that has happened to me. That's not childhood trauma, that's someone looking for attention (http://www.fishdot.org/furby/index.html). You know, like when a kid takes a header into the pavement. The first thing they do is look for your reaction. You look concerned, they start bawling. You know what my dad did? He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "Did you break the cement? No? Good." And picked me up and kept on walking.
You'll love this next one. It talks about different Urban Legends. My favorite. Take time to took through them. I had to right click and view the picture for a couple, so I saved them to make it easier on you. Aren't I a sweetheart? No snickering! The first is an unsubstantiated phallic symbol on the original CP3O (http://www.snopes2.com/business/hidden/c3po.htm) Star Wars trading card. It means he looks like he has a dick, folks. Here's the original and the re-mastered Not -batered. Couldn't help it. I get punchy when I'm tired. Read the article for the explanation.
The second one is true! Cal Ripken's (what a doll) not so well known brother, Bill Ripkin had a little enhancement to his baseball trading card. No, it's not a dick. Rather, in the very bottom of the bat that he's holding, are the words, "Fuck Face." When someone finally caught on, they fixed the oopsie. No explanation was given. How about, someone didn't like good ole Bill that much, eh?
Darwinian Time!!!!! Yes, it's once again that time of the day. The tickler for the story was, "His last words were, 'Hey. Watch this'." That's pretty much a given, don't you think so folks? The kiss of the gene pool cleaner. You can read the story for the details. The quick description: Moron drinking with buddies on fishing trip chokes to death on a live fish (http://www.newstribune.com/stories/051601/sta_0516010943NA.asp). Yeah. We're really gonna miss those genes. The fish picture is added by moi. Once again, for the visual effect. That's what he swallowed. Bleck!
<h3>I Saved The Best For Last, Just Like Your Last Relationship</h3>
This is one cool video of a guy who almost wipes out on a motorcycle during a race. Almost (http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/cool/luckybiker.avi). Too cool, that's all I have to say on the subject. Don't give me that look! I can be condensed. I can.... shit. nevermind. I'm going to bed. Enjoy! As always, I love to hear from you!