Boozer
02-08-07, 06:10PM
TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE ! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'howdy' for us -- ya hear?"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE ! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'howdy' for us -- ya hear?"