Diva
04-04-02, 01:16AM
May 09, 2001
When I decided to start my site, the first thing I did was go the freebee route. 5megs, no frills. Two days later, I was looking for a "real" web host. Although my first site did it's job, I wanted to put up videos (don't even start... ) and 5 megs of space and 1 gig would be gone in a blink of an eye. The first hurdle I came across was the porn issue. You just can't find a trustworthy site that allows porn on their server. Or even linkage to adult sites. Mind you, I would basically have chicks that strip. Tasteful poses. For the most part. All my friends can stop the look of sarcasm now. Yeah, yeah... I send porn. Big whoop. But even pictures limited your hosts. I don't want to be out on my butt because I showed some rehashed picture of some rehashed porn star. The bigger hurdle was finding a reliable host. I went through web review sites, forums after forums and web sites after web sites to read their terms and conditions. They don't allow anyone under the age of 18.... but they won't allow adult content. Go figure. After a week and a half I found my host. WebServePro.com. By the way, if anyone wants a good web host, this one is it. Email me and I'll tell you the great things that they've done. I feel your pain. While they won't allow porn on the server, they will let me link. (Anyone know a good free site to use, will be a happy camper, lots of great pics waiting to go!) My top link is a good friend of mine. If you've ever visited his site, then you know the vast amount of videos and pictures that he puts up. Being the Goddess that I am, I hosted some pics on my server. I know, I know... What can I say... You're too kind... This great web host gave me a whole lot of toys that I'm still learning to use. The one I love to play with is my stats... Muuuhhaahhaaa.. I can see you!!!!! Hi. As I'm perusing through the bandwidth I see some odd links. Being that I am female and... nope, that's the only explanation I need... I checked out the link. Imagine my surprise when I found a picture that Daeryk took of the Crazy Guy down his block was linked to some gamer site's chat room. Mind you, it's a great picture. But, what the hell is he doing linking it instead of saving it to disk? Well, I shot off a letter to this guy in hopes that he'll do the decent thing and save the picture. If not... Any married men out there want to explain the 'wrath of a woman' comment? Good. I'll send him to your corner and say talk to the cowering guy.
Oh They're Perky, baby... Perky Like A FOX!!!
Having large breasts are an unusual experience. For instance, I haven't dropped food on my lap since I was 16 years old. I also haven't been able to look straight down and see my feet. My bras? the stores only sell "minimizers" in my size. In English... Strap those suckers up and and either A) Give the sensation that they're going to pop out of your back. B) cram them together and vertical to the point where you have a chin rest... or C) Wrap em around til the nipples touch in the back. 40 bucks a bra. You guys can buy a years worth of underwear for that price.Five, if you don't mind holes. I have to go to specialty shops for the most part. You know what that means? Some woman coming in with you and shifting your tits around so they look perfect (until you bend over) while you're trying to look bored with the whole thing. Sure, take em out and play with them if you like. I'm heterosexual and bored with it all. I went into a Victoria's Secret and found out what it was... Victoria has little tits. The sales woman practically tackled me and said, " Oh no, honey. I know we don't have your size." She had that vague laughter as she said it. Man, that irked the shit out of me! S ,of course I had to say back, "Spoken like a true size B." and left. Where do I love to shop? NOWHERE!!!! I hate shopping. I start climbing the walls. But I shop for bras at Fredericks Of Hollywood. Gifts are always appreciated. :) No crotchless underwear! By the way, has anyone ever thought a guy wearing g-string underwear with an elephant for the cloth sexy? Why?
When I decided to start my site, the first thing I did was go the freebee route. 5megs, no frills. Two days later, I was looking for a "real" web host. Although my first site did it's job, I wanted to put up videos (don't even start... ) and 5 megs of space and 1 gig would be gone in a blink of an eye. The first hurdle I came across was the porn issue. You just can't find a trustworthy site that allows porn on their server. Or even linkage to adult sites. Mind you, I would basically have chicks that strip. Tasteful poses. For the most part. All my friends can stop the look of sarcasm now. Yeah, yeah... I send porn. Big whoop. But even pictures limited your hosts. I don't want to be out on my butt because I showed some rehashed picture of some rehashed porn star. The bigger hurdle was finding a reliable host. I went through web review sites, forums after forums and web sites after web sites to read their terms and conditions. They don't allow anyone under the age of 18.... but they won't allow adult content. Go figure. After a week and a half I found my host. WebServePro.com. By the way, if anyone wants a good web host, this one is it. Email me and I'll tell you the great things that they've done. I feel your pain. While they won't allow porn on the server, they will let me link. (Anyone know a good free site to use, will be a happy camper, lots of great pics waiting to go!) My top link is a good friend of mine. If you've ever visited his site, then you know the vast amount of videos and pictures that he puts up. Being the Goddess that I am, I hosted some pics on my server. I know, I know... What can I say... You're too kind... This great web host gave me a whole lot of toys that I'm still learning to use. The one I love to play with is my stats... Muuuhhaahhaaa.. I can see you!!!!! Hi. As I'm perusing through the bandwidth I see some odd links. Being that I am female and... nope, that's the only explanation I need... I checked out the link. Imagine my surprise when I found a picture that Daeryk took of the Crazy Guy down his block was linked to some gamer site's chat room. Mind you, it's a great picture. But, what the hell is he doing linking it instead of saving it to disk? Well, I shot off a letter to this guy in hopes that he'll do the decent thing and save the picture. If not... Any married men out there want to explain the 'wrath of a woman' comment? Good. I'll send him to your corner and say talk to the cowering guy.
Oh They're Perky, baby... Perky Like A FOX!!!
Having large breasts are an unusual experience. For instance, I haven't dropped food on my lap since I was 16 years old. I also haven't been able to look straight down and see my feet. My bras? the stores only sell "minimizers" in my size. In English... Strap those suckers up and and either A) Give the sensation that they're going to pop out of your back. B) cram them together and vertical to the point where you have a chin rest... or C) Wrap em around til the nipples touch in the back. 40 bucks a bra. You guys can buy a years worth of underwear for that price.Five, if you don't mind holes. I have to go to specialty shops for the most part. You know what that means? Some woman coming in with you and shifting your tits around so they look perfect (until you bend over) while you're trying to look bored with the whole thing. Sure, take em out and play with them if you like. I'm heterosexual and bored with it all. I went into a Victoria's Secret and found out what it was... Victoria has little tits. The sales woman practically tackled me and said, " Oh no, honey. I know we don't have your size." She had that vague laughter as she said it. Man, that irked the shit out of me! S ,of course I had to say back, "Spoken like a true size B." and left. Where do I love to shop? NOWHERE!!!! I hate shopping. I start climbing the walls. But I shop for bras at Fredericks Of Hollywood. Gifts are always appreciated. :) No crotchless underwear! By the way, has anyone ever thought a guy wearing g-string underwear with an elephant for the cloth sexy? Why?