Diva
04-04-02, 01:11AM
May 03, 2001
That's right. Gay porn. And guys wonder why women are more tolerant of homosexual relationships. It's because of the male dominated.... everything, damn it! Do I sound like a broken record? Good. The only thing that women have the corner market on is nagging. Be free my little feminine gene.... Go and reek havoc on the male world. Why? Because I had to surf through pages of men performing oral and anal sex to find a good picture to diddle to. You guys even have the better words for masterbation. Jerking off, slapping the salami, pocket pool, dating Rosie and her five sisters. What do chicks have left? Diddling. That's sound's like I'm about to play the banjo, for cripes sake. Fishing for snappers? Hehe. Great. Now I'm going to start laughing. I suck as my own sexual partner. First rule of thumb. Don't laugh while they're still in the room. I'd much rather use a pole.
This is going downhill fast. Let me get back on the subject. Now where was I? Ah yes... porn. My favorite subject. Why gay porn? Two words: Ron Jeremy. That's our male equivalent of a porn star. He looks like a sweathog. That was a show in the 70's for all you youngens. My favorite line to say to the gestationally challenged: it's B.Y.T. Before Your Time.
Now, if you guys out there had to look at some homely chick in all of your porn, you might start critiquing the plot-line more. "Yeah, as if that guy would EVER come on to her." Of course, there's always Rocco the plumber. I haven't seen a vid yet where he wasn't ramming some chick up the ass while slapping her cheek or pulling her hair. Gee, somehow that just doesn't appeal to me.
Let's wrap this rant up, shall we? I'm tired! In conclusion... There's the heterosexual male dominated way... Or there's the "Hey! I've got an idea. Let's think about the chick's libido way". Yeah, yeah... I know. It's the real world. Excuse me while I peruse the "tight ass and big dick" section of men's delight dot com. Damn... Lube it at least! Oh. Oops. {edit in A.M.}. Eh hem. Go way. I'm done. Hmmmmmmm....
That's right. Gay porn. And guys wonder why women are more tolerant of homosexual relationships. It's because of the male dominated.... everything, damn it! Do I sound like a broken record? Good. The only thing that women have the corner market on is nagging. Be free my little feminine gene.... Go and reek havoc on the male world. Why? Because I had to surf through pages of men performing oral and anal sex to find a good picture to diddle to. You guys even have the better words for masterbation. Jerking off, slapping the salami, pocket pool, dating Rosie and her five sisters. What do chicks have left? Diddling. That's sound's like I'm about to play the banjo, for cripes sake. Fishing for snappers? Hehe. Great. Now I'm going to start laughing. I suck as my own sexual partner. First rule of thumb. Don't laugh while they're still in the room. I'd much rather use a pole.
This is going downhill fast. Let me get back on the subject. Now where was I? Ah yes... porn. My favorite subject. Why gay porn? Two words: Ron Jeremy. That's our male equivalent of a porn star. He looks like a sweathog. That was a show in the 70's for all you youngens. My favorite line to say to the gestationally challenged: it's B.Y.T. Before Your Time.
Now, if you guys out there had to look at some homely chick in all of your porn, you might start critiquing the plot-line more. "Yeah, as if that guy would EVER come on to her." Of course, there's always Rocco the plumber. I haven't seen a vid yet where he wasn't ramming some chick up the ass while slapping her cheek or pulling her hair. Gee, somehow that just doesn't appeal to me.
Let's wrap this rant up, shall we? I'm tired! In conclusion... There's the heterosexual male dominated way... Or there's the "Hey! I've got an idea. Let's think about the chick's libido way". Yeah, yeah... I know. It's the real world. Excuse me while I peruse the "tight ass and big dick" section of men's delight dot com. Damn... Lube it at least! Oh. Oops. {edit in A.M.}. Eh hem. Go way. I'm done. Hmmmmmmm....