Diva
04-04-02, 01:08AM
May 01, 2001
I have never used a sexual aid.. Wait, do fingers count? No... But can you imagine being allergic to plastic and getting that itch? No pun intended. Okay, I lied. It was a little intended. Break out the rash cream, one itch is being taken care of tonight, baby!!! Being a guy, once again, makes it easier to satisfy your sexual urges. A guy at a desk job is set. Maybe that's why the computer field is male dominated. Something to think about the next time your computer analyst works on your station, eh? Done so soon? I'll be right back. I have to get some, um... alcohol.
What do chicks have to do? Now you know why we take so long in the bathroom. The going in pairs thing is a coincidence, by the way. I'm sure all of the guys are reaching for tissues right about now. Come back to me. Don't go into the light! No matter how 'hard' you wish... chicks are not two drinks away from a lesbian experience. I could drink a keg... and if it doesn't have a dick attached, I'm not interested. I like outies. Not innies. Why are guys so fascinated with chicks on chicks anyway? Hello? Is this thing on? That means your dick is basically there to hold towels.
Good Heigene Is NOT an Option, Folks
Riding in the elevator ten flights up with someone reeking of perfume is enough. But add body odor being covered up by tons of perfume. Does the term 'dry heaving'mean anything to you? Shower. Bathe. Wash cloth. Stand in the sprinklers. I don't care how you do it. The rule of thumb should be... If you need to cover it up... You need to take a shower. Matches don't even take away the smell. And the woman this morning would have burst into flames with the amount of perfume (it has alcohol... duh) she had on. Hmmmmm. Maybe matches do work.
I have never used a sexual aid.. Wait, do fingers count? No... But can you imagine being allergic to plastic and getting that itch? No pun intended. Okay, I lied. It was a little intended. Break out the rash cream, one itch is being taken care of tonight, baby!!! Being a guy, once again, makes it easier to satisfy your sexual urges. A guy at a desk job is set. Maybe that's why the computer field is male dominated. Something to think about the next time your computer analyst works on your station, eh? Done so soon? I'll be right back. I have to get some, um... alcohol.
What do chicks have to do? Now you know why we take so long in the bathroom. The going in pairs thing is a coincidence, by the way. I'm sure all of the guys are reaching for tissues right about now. Come back to me. Don't go into the light! No matter how 'hard' you wish... chicks are not two drinks away from a lesbian experience. I could drink a keg... and if it doesn't have a dick attached, I'm not interested. I like outies. Not innies. Why are guys so fascinated with chicks on chicks anyway? Hello? Is this thing on? That means your dick is basically there to hold towels.
Good Heigene Is NOT an Option, Folks
Riding in the elevator ten flights up with someone reeking of perfume is enough. But add body odor being covered up by tons of perfume. Does the term 'dry heaving'mean anything to you? Shower. Bathe. Wash cloth. Stand in the sprinklers. I don't care how you do it. The rule of thumb should be... If you need to cover it up... You need to take a shower. Matches don't even take away the smell. And the woman this morning would have burst into flames with the amount of perfume (it has alcohol... duh) she had on. Hmmmmm. Maybe matches do work.