Diva
04-04-02, 12:35AM
April 30, 2001
Women are always complaining about their partners' sexual habits. Whine, whine whine. So I start off with the usual, "Why are you telling me this? Why don't you tell him?" They respond with the usual shock and horror riddin face. And "I can't talk to him about THAT!" Give me a break.You can tell a group of people your sexual likes and dislikes, but you can't approach the guy who's fucking you? Why not? If you can't be open about what you want and don't want, then lay down. Spread your legs. And let enjoy himself. Then pull out the vibrator and take care of you. I don't want to hear about how he licks you like he's painting a fence. If you can't tell him to use his tongue to write you a letter... in Calligraphy font, then fake it. Oh, and to any woman out there who doesn't like giving head. If you need feminine sprays and panty liners to keep the flies away. I think you're getting the better end of the deal. One more thing... do it right! Are you listening, Lewinsky? Swallow. What the heck is wrong with the taste? I don't want to hear it. It's in your mouth, keep it there. Or would you rather have him stop right before you orgasm and pull out, so you can finish the job yourself? I didn't think so.
Women are always complaining about their partners' sexual habits. Whine, whine whine. So I start off with the usual, "Why are you telling me this? Why don't you tell him?" They respond with the usual shock and horror riddin face. And "I can't talk to him about THAT!" Give me a break.You can tell a group of people your sexual likes and dislikes, but you can't approach the guy who's fucking you? Why not? If you can't be open about what you want and don't want, then lay down. Spread your legs. And let enjoy himself. Then pull out the vibrator and take care of you. I don't want to hear about how he licks you like he's painting a fence. If you can't tell him to use his tongue to write you a letter... in Calligraphy font, then fake it. Oh, and to any woman out there who doesn't like giving head. If you need feminine sprays and panty liners to keep the flies away. I think you're getting the better end of the deal. One more thing... do it right! Are you listening, Lewinsky? Swallow. What the heck is wrong with the taste? I don't want to hear it. It's in your mouth, keep it there. Or would you rather have him stop right before you orgasm and pull out, so you can finish the job yourself? I didn't think so.