Diva
04-04-02, 12:34AM
April 29, 2001
Once again the old double standard rears it's ugly head. Pun intended. The guys have so many chicks to look at I'd be here all night naming them off. They all have the same qualities: Silicone tits, double jointed, great bodies and a cute face. Not that it gets looked at a lot. But just in case the guy watching drifts his eyes above the neck. There's nothing worse than looking up and seeing a Sandra Bernhardt face licking her lips at you. Ughh! I don't even have a dick and it went soft. And don't tell me they can't act. I'm not saying Oscar quality. Heck! Not even daytime soap. But any chick that can say, "Ooh, baby. I want that dick all the way up my ass. Yeah, that's right. Fuck me hard and fast. I'll stitch my ass back together later. When you've cum, rolled over and went to bed. In the dry spot, of course." deserves some kind of award. Purple heart, maybe?
What do chicks have? If one guy says Ron Jeremy, I'll bitch slap you back into your mama so she can do it right. There's always Rocco. He's good looking. If you're into guys who love anal sex. With some sort of slapping/hair pulling through out. I like a little roughness, variety in positions, speed and aggressiveness... But if some guy whoops! puts it in the wrong hole and starts slapping me, I'm pulling out the tazer gun.
Once again the old double standard rears it's ugly head. Pun intended. The guys have so many chicks to look at I'd be here all night naming them off. They all have the same qualities: Silicone tits, double jointed, great bodies and a cute face. Not that it gets looked at a lot. But just in case the guy watching drifts his eyes above the neck. There's nothing worse than looking up and seeing a Sandra Bernhardt face licking her lips at you. Ughh! I don't even have a dick and it went soft. And don't tell me they can't act. I'm not saying Oscar quality. Heck! Not even daytime soap. But any chick that can say, "Ooh, baby. I want that dick all the way up my ass. Yeah, that's right. Fuck me hard and fast. I'll stitch my ass back together later. When you've cum, rolled over and went to bed. In the dry spot, of course." deserves some kind of award. Purple heart, maybe?
What do chicks have? If one guy says Ron Jeremy, I'll bitch slap you back into your mama so she can do it right. There's always Rocco. He's good looking. If you're into guys who love anal sex. With some sort of slapping/hair pulling through out. I like a little roughness, variety in positions, speed and aggressiveness... But if some guy whoops! puts it in the wrong hole and starts slapping me, I'm pulling out the tazer gun.