Diva
04-04-02, 12:12AM
April 24, 2001
For the next three years and nine G-d Damned months, we're going to have a complete moron as President. Sigh.... I can deal with personal issues. You want to cheat on your wife with some fat smug intern... fine. But that hat... Oh man, let's not even go down that road with me. You'll be building the ship to throw her lying traitor ass on. If it cracks when she lands. Then the rest of her sorry ass life with a country will be a short one. But I digress.
The latest on our current office holder? Apparently, he's banning violent or graphic movies on Air Force One. All I know is sitting for hours at a time with larynx ripping, poorly dubbed movies of Pippy Longstalking would drive anyone to the edge. Add the constant hee hawing, knee slapping "Ain't that a hoot" every five minutes... We outta be looking for wreckage and the voice recorder of that big bird in a month. Could you blame the pilot? I'd suicide. I wonder if Bubba will get his nudie flicks back? G-d I miss that guy! Yeah, yeah... he fucked up his marriage. But he ruled as President. Four years of the good ole boys club. We, I.E. female/ethnic/religious minorities, are S.O.L.
For the next three years and nine G-d Damned months, we're going to have a complete moron as President. Sigh.... I can deal with personal issues. You want to cheat on your wife with some fat smug intern... fine. But that hat... Oh man, let's not even go down that road with me. You'll be building the ship to throw her lying traitor ass on. If it cracks when she lands. Then the rest of her sorry ass life with a country will be a short one. But I digress.
The latest on our current office holder? Apparently, he's banning violent or graphic movies on Air Force One. All I know is sitting for hours at a time with larynx ripping, poorly dubbed movies of Pippy Longstalking would drive anyone to the edge. Add the constant hee hawing, knee slapping "Ain't that a hoot" every five minutes... We outta be looking for wreckage and the voice recorder of that big bird in a month. Could you blame the pilot? I'd suicide. I wonder if Bubba will get his nudie flicks back? G-d I miss that guy! Yeah, yeah... he fucked up his marriage. But he ruled as President. Four years of the good ole boys club. We, I.E. female/ethnic/religious minorities, are S.O.L.