Diva
04-03-02, 11:50PM
April 19, 2001
I bumped into my "humpday" guy again. Yep, on the elevator. Just my luck. Boy, was he chatty. All about himself. He was like an oral resume. I tried to ignore him. Nodding and smiling. Then it happened. he did the head rock. That "I'm so cocky I could stick my dick in shit and you'd still blow me" move. I put my hand over my mouth so he wouldn't confuse my jaw dropping as an invitation for head. Instead, he mistook it as awe. He said, "I know, I know. And you know (the rock continued) the funniest part?" I was becoming unglued. I felt a sarcastic laugh brewing. he continued... "It's that I (rock to the left) don't (rock to the right) even (another to the left) have to try (left, right, left). How do you like them apples(leftrightleftrightleftright)?"
"Apples", I said. "That sounds good right now. Ooooh, with some peanutbutter. Mmmm Mmmm. I think I'll go to the store. Wow! We're at the lobby already? Well, take care. Gotta run. Buh bye." Freak. A proposition and a bragathon. What will next Wednesday be like? A blanket and a Trojan? I'm getting mace.
Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should be proud of who they are and what they do. Except for OJ and Lewinsky. But everyone else? Sure. It's important to have self respect (http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html). There's a big difference between looking at your reflection in the mirror and smiling.... or trying to french kiss it.
I bumped into my "humpday" guy again. Yep, on the elevator. Just my luck. Boy, was he chatty. All about himself. He was like an oral resume. I tried to ignore him. Nodding and smiling. Then it happened. he did the head rock. That "I'm so cocky I could stick my dick in shit and you'd still blow me" move. I put my hand over my mouth so he wouldn't confuse my jaw dropping as an invitation for head. Instead, he mistook it as awe. He said, "I know, I know. And you know (the rock continued) the funniest part?" I was becoming unglued. I felt a sarcastic laugh brewing. he continued... "It's that I (rock to the left) don't (rock to the right) even (another to the left) have to try (left, right, left). How do you like them apples(leftrightleftrightleftright)?"
"Apples", I said. "That sounds good right now. Ooooh, with some peanutbutter. Mmmm Mmmm. I think I'll go to the store. Wow! We're at the lobby already? Well, take care. Gotta run. Buh bye." Freak. A proposition and a bragathon. What will next Wednesday be like? A blanket and a Trojan? I'm getting mace.
Don't get me wrong. I think everyone should be proud of who they are and what they do. Except for OJ and Lewinsky. But everyone else? Sure. It's important to have self respect (http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html). There's a big difference between looking at your reflection in the mirror and smiling.... or trying to french kiss it.