If You Were On A Desert Island...

[Jake]

... I know, I know... But it hasn't been asked here. Who would you want to be stranded with?

I'll give my answer in a few...

[Diva]

George Clooney!!!!!! Eh hem. He seems like a great conversationalist. Yeah, that's it.

[Scranton]

Ozzie Osborne:
We could sit and drink British tea together, then get high as fuking kites on some of the worse fucking drugs on this earth.
The real reason is that he was arrested for pissing on the Alamo.

[minerjoe1963]

MR. WILSON
HE ROCKED AND FLOATED LOL

[Redallnite]

Sean Connery, I love the way he talks... ;)

[Scranton]

Ah but Red would you give him "Pussy Galore?"

[Jennafer]

My boyfriend...we'd have alot of fun playing, and arguing.

[Redallnite]

I'll never tell!! I bet that old man could run circles around yall!!!!

[Mick]

Mrs. Bush. Not that she is attractive, or a great conversationalist than can fish for me and cook my meals. I just know they are gonna look for her a lot quicker than they look for me and there is no cable on this island.

red, sean connery run circles around me with his shrivel cock? not even 20 years ago. please.

as for what i would take...my bo staff (6' stick of solid wood).

[Jake]

Hah hah ha! Shit! Mick'e got us all beat!

[Jennafer]

I don't think I'd want to be found... Private paradise sounds pretty good about now.