Happy *yawn* New Year

[Diva]

That was exciting... not. Our annual New Year celebration day ended up kinda disappointing. We watching our movies (Dogma and Slither for teh win!) and had our kick ass dinner. It consisted of lobster tail, fillet mignon and baked potatoes with almost all the works. Top it off with some wine and we were set. Then around 10:30pm Jake disappears and I find him fast asleep on the bed. *grumbles* So I rang in the New Year by myself and left the Champagne for some other time. It could have been worse. Hell, it has been. At least I'm with the one I love and we're safe at home instead of dodging drunks on the road.

Our neighbors down the street got a hold of some fire crackers and freaked out the cats. Yay... Considering I used to live in a really bad neighborhood where the neighbors fired semi automatic weapons into the air this was a pleasant change.

I refuse to make any New Years resolutions. If I can't make goals without start dates and holidays then I'm not doing well in my book. That being said I do hope everyone had a happy and safe New Year.

News
º Armed man steals pants (http://www.local10.com/news/10632578/detail.html). Idjit
º Woman swallows spoon while laughing (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1167632019521B223). Swift move
º Woman selling snow on EBay (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/10641492/detail.html). Moron
º 67 year-old gives birth to twins (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=iol1167566491230N352&set_id=1). *blinks*
º Mother made her children shoplift (http://www.local6.com/news/10642060/detail.html). Dipshit
º Housework lowers risk of breast cancer (http://www.clickondetroit.com/health/10630712/detail.html). Riiight
º Robber caught naked in shower (http://www.local10.com/news/10623829/detail.html). HA HA
º Man makes aircraft carrier out of Legos (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2135344.html). No, really
º 80 yr-old dies choking on New Year's cake (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070101p2a00m0na012000c.html). Oops
º Deputy busted for stealing a wallet (http://www.local6.com/news/10637027/detail.html). WTF!?!
º Mannequin fetishist could get life sentence (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20070101/45989550_3ca6_1552620070101-1721039562). Ew
º Man arrested in flowerpot assault (http://www.nbc4.com/news/10646300/detail.html). Twit
º 4 people competing in couch-potato contest (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20070101/45989550_3ca6_15526200701012143363586). Oy
º Toddler found playing on highway (http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/31/highway.toddler.ap/index.html). Slap that mother

Levity
º Humorous photos (http://www.holyducttape.com/gallery/index.html)
º The Best Geek Quotes (http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Geek)
º Toenail and Fingernail Collection (http://www.willchatham.com/nails.php)
º Britain's stupidest call centre customers (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=help--i-m-an-idiot-&method=full&objectid=18328274&siteid=94762-name_page.html)
º Times have changed: 1973 vs. 2006 (http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/042111.html)
º Karla Spice in Sexy Pink Thong (http://babe-a-licious.com/a/Karla-Spice-in-Sexy-Pink-Thong.html)

[Marsbert]

Woohoo Dogma and Slither! Awesome combination.

Our new years was a bit similar, in that I was left a bit dissappointed by it because my dad was in one of his moods and decided he didn't want to speak to anyone because his life sucks....so that left my mom and I to ring in the new year and we do that by watching the twilight zone marathon until it's time for the ball drop, which put my dad in an even worse mood because the twilight zone creeps him out and gives him nightmares...so by the time 12 oclock came around, I was tipsy on mimosas, mom was on her second champagne flute, and dad was in the bathroom avoiding us and the countdown. As soon as Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clark were saying Happy New Year, dad was saying good night and he went up to bed, and mom and I got out the Sorry game board and played a few rounds of that and then she whipped my butt at a game of Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit...which was just wrong......