Diva
12-19-06, 07:00AM
The weird IT chick that moved next to me decided to have a mini lunch date with the new guy at her desk last week. She bitches about how loud we are anytime someone asks how her new cubicle is. Meanwhile she seems to have no volume control on her yapper. I would have really liked it for her date. She started off bitching about the Democrats and how they'll see how bad it will get, yada yada yada... Then started in on Clinton (of course). She couldn't understand how Democrats love the guy. Then she added, "I mean... Bush never lied... to a grand jury. He spoke the truth. You know, what he believed to be true." I had to fight the urge to jump the cubicle and slap her upside the head. I've never actually heard someone say that. Sure, there are people who don't read the news and only believe what they hear in church... but this was an educated woman. I had to leave my desk.
Yesterday she comes to work sick (one of my pet peeves). Don't bring your germs to work! How sick she was is up for debate though. Her voice went from a complete whisper (Telling her boss she's completely lost her voice) to normal tone (gossip, gossip, gossip with a coworker). All day long... I almost miss the *hocking* dude. Almost.
News
º Man attacked while selling Xmas trees (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/10562468/detail.html).
º Man set on fire during argument (http://www.local10.com/news/10558188/detail.html).
º Angry neighbor attacked people with pee (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20061219p2g00m0dm015000c.html).
º Shopper stalked, attacked over PS3 (http://www.local6.com/news/10557477/detail.html).
º Border wall company hired illegal workers (http://www.nbc4.com/news/10536544/detail.html).
º Man uses antlers in road rage incident (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061214/4580da50_3ca6_1552620061214827007410).
º Woman busted for pot in Xmas card (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061218/45862050_3ca6_1552620061218-891916694).
º Pastor's wife in trouble for tying down kids (http://www.click2houston.com/news/10562408/detail.html).
º UPS driver busted for stealing, pawning packages (http://www.local6.com/news/10561578/detail.html).
º Women-only taxis coming to Tehran (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20914699-13762,00.html).
º Escapee charged with stealing handcuffs (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061214/4580da50_3ca6_15526200612141293670376).
º Motorcyclist survives being thrown from turnpike (http://www.local10.com/news/10561721/detail.html).
º 91 year-old paraglider hits the skies (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2122452.html).
º Woman avoids theft with a kick to the groin (http://www.local6.com/news/10559312/detail.html).
Levity
º JibJab: 2006 in Review (HAH!) (http://www.jibjab.com/nuckin_futs)
º Things People Said - Restaurants (http://rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml)
º My miserable Christmas (http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/)
º The Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56)
º When Slogan translations go bad (http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1064/)
º Playboy's Playmate Kateriny Stankove (http://www.misterbabes.com/kateriny_stankove/)
Yesterday she comes to work sick (one of my pet peeves). Don't bring your germs to work! How sick she was is up for debate though. Her voice went from a complete whisper (Telling her boss she's completely lost her voice) to normal tone (gossip, gossip, gossip with a coworker). All day long... I almost miss the *hocking* dude. Almost.
News
º Man attacked while selling Xmas trees (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/10562468/detail.html).
º Man set on fire during argument (http://www.local10.com/news/10558188/detail.html).
º Angry neighbor attacked people with pee (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20061219p2g00m0dm015000c.html).
º Shopper stalked, attacked over PS3 (http://www.local6.com/news/10557477/detail.html).
º Border wall company hired illegal workers (http://www.nbc4.com/news/10536544/detail.html).
º Man uses antlers in road rage incident (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061214/4580da50_3ca6_1552620061214827007410).
º Woman busted for pot in Xmas card (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061218/45862050_3ca6_1552620061218-891916694).
º Pastor's wife in trouble for tying down kids (http://www.click2houston.com/news/10562408/detail.html).
º UPS driver busted for stealing, pawning packages (http://www.local6.com/news/10561578/detail.html).
º Women-only taxis coming to Tehran (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20914699-13762,00.html).
º Escapee charged with stealing handcuffs (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061214/4580da50_3ca6_15526200612141293670376).
º Motorcyclist survives being thrown from turnpike (http://www.local10.com/news/10561721/detail.html).
º 91 year-old paraglider hits the skies (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2122452.html).
º Woman avoids theft with a kick to the groin (http://www.local6.com/news/10559312/detail.html).
Levity
º JibJab: 2006 in Review (HAH!) (http://www.jibjab.com/nuckin_futs)
º Things People Said - Restaurants (http://rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml)
º My miserable Christmas (http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/)
º The Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56)
º When Slogan translations go bad (http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1064/)
º Playboy's Playmate Kateriny Stankove (http://www.misterbabes.com/kateriny_stankove/)