Diva
04-03-02, 11:20PM
My Heart May Be Breaking... But At Least It's Not Broken
My friend Took me out for a (week) early birthday dinner. I've known him for years. Good looking, in shape (He was a boxer. A good one, too. His face never got bruised). He just turned the big 4-0. Chills run down my spine. His downfall? Lousy taste in women. His latest? A stripper. Don't get me wrong, people have to pay the bills somehow. But this chick has a degree and a thriving business. She LIKES to do this. She travels around the country. The worst part? She's not good. When they met, she danced for him and his pal. she climbed the pole and got stuck. So there she was, dangling upside down while the guys just laughed. A match made in heaven.
A couple of years ago we were talking about a psycho ex of his. He told me that she didn't give good head. I'm always interested in knowing what a guy likes (and doesn't like). Besides, I knew the bimbo and wanted a good laugh. "She doesn't swallow." "What do you mean?" I had never heard of chicks not swallowing before. That's like trying to suck a frozen shake through a straw, and spitting it out when you finally get it. I laughed so hard that I almost fell out of the booth. I had a mental image of this chick dodging his dick as he came. Like she was playind dodge ball... No pun intended. Okay, I lied. It was intended.
How rude! How would the girl like it if he was deep sea fishing and stopped right when she was about to cum? You have his dick in your mouth, finish the job, bitch! If only Monica followed this advice? We would have saved 14 million dollars and countless photos of that fucking smurk of hers. That traitor ought to be drop kicked into a boat and be banned from ever stepping foot on American soil again. Sorry. Don't get me going on that subject.. We'd be here for hours. That or the fact that a psycho killer is loose in Florida while two people are six feet under. Find that killer yet, OJ? No? I guess you haven't looked in the mirror since... when? JUNE 4TH 1994? You bastard.
On a lighter note... day three of no birds dying because of senseless acts of pitching.
Tickle... Tickle
The blonde turns to the man next to her and says, "TGIF!"
The man replies, "SHIT."
Confused, she says again, "TGIF.."
He smiles knowingly and says, "SHIT."
Now thoroughly confused, the blonde says, "TGIF... you know... Thank God It's Friday?"
He puts his hands on her shoulders and says, SHIT... Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."
My friend Took me out for a (week) early birthday dinner. I've known him for years. Good looking, in shape (He was a boxer. A good one, too. His face never got bruised). He just turned the big 4-0. Chills run down my spine. His downfall? Lousy taste in women. His latest? A stripper. Don't get me wrong, people have to pay the bills somehow. But this chick has a degree and a thriving business. She LIKES to do this. She travels around the country. The worst part? She's not good. When they met, she danced for him and his pal. she climbed the pole and got stuck. So there she was, dangling upside down while the guys just laughed. A match made in heaven.
A couple of years ago we were talking about a psycho ex of his. He told me that she didn't give good head. I'm always interested in knowing what a guy likes (and doesn't like). Besides, I knew the bimbo and wanted a good laugh. "She doesn't swallow." "What do you mean?" I had never heard of chicks not swallowing before. That's like trying to suck a frozen shake through a straw, and spitting it out when you finally get it. I laughed so hard that I almost fell out of the booth. I had a mental image of this chick dodging his dick as he came. Like she was playind dodge ball... No pun intended. Okay, I lied. It was intended.
How rude! How would the girl like it if he was deep sea fishing and stopped right when she was about to cum? You have his dick in your mouth, finish the job, bitch! If only Monica followed this advice? We would have saved 14 million dollars and countless photos of that fucking smurk of hers. That traitor ought to be drop kicked into a boat and be banned from ever stepping foot on American soil again. Sorry. Don't get me going on that subject.. We'd be here for hours. That or the fact that a psycho killer is loose in Florida while two people are six feet under. Find that killer yet, OJ? No? I guess you haven't looked in the mirror since... when? JUNE 4TH 1994? You bastard.
On a lighter note... day three of no birds dying because of senseless acts of pitching.
Tickle... Tickle
The blonde turns to the man next to her and says, "TGIF!"
The man replies, "SHIT."
Confused, she says again, "TGIF.."
He smiles knowingly and says, "SHIT."
Now thoroughly confused, the blonde says, "TGIF... you know... Thank God It's Friday?"
He puts his hands on her shoulders and says, SHIT... Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."