View Full Version : Stupidity
thestarsfall
12-13-06, 01:23PM
I got sick and tired of the teens on the teenboard I go to always asking "I am going to eat only 1000 calories a day and exercise off 800 calories a day, is this healthy, will it make me lose weight fast, I am 5'6" and 120 lbs and I wanna be 100lbs"
So I posted a satirical/sarcastic post about how the quickest and easiest way to lose weight was to chop off an arm (you lose the arm weight, and in the hospital you dont eat much, and if you are only one armed you cant eat as much...so...) and then went on a semi rant about healthy weight loss and everything...
the first comments I get were "what? i dont get it" "huh?" and stuff like that.
What's something stupid someone has said or done to you/near you today?
"I am going to eat only 1000 calories a day and exercise off 800 calories a day, is this healthy, will it make me lose weight fast,That's the stupidest thing i heard today. I'm 6 foot tall and only weigh 125 pounds, and I still need 2000 calories a day just to keep that much weight on me.
thestarsfall
12-14-06, 09:15AM
That's what they're saying though...so either a) they really don't know how many calories they are eating or b) they are all anorexic...
That's the stupidest thing i heard today. I'm 6 foot tall and only weigh 125 pounds, and I still need 2000 calories a day just to keep that much weight on me.
Damn Bones, you are a bag of bones. I guess I shouldn't tease though, I'm 6' 3" and weigh 140 pounds...
pilsbury
12-14-06, 02:37PM
OH BELGIUM MAN, I need a converter from pounds to stones.
OH BELGIUM MAN, I need a converter from pounds to stones.
I think a stone is 16 pounds.
Damn, aren't there any "real" men here? lol I'm 6'5" and weigh 300+. :p
Last time I checked I had a penis. I think that qualifies me as a real man.
thestarsfall
12-14-06, 08:17PM
Damn, aren't there any "real" men here? lol I'm 6'5" and weigh 300+. :p
Manly Boozer...
I know guys who are like 6'3" and 260lbs, and then I know guys who are 6'3" and 145 lbs....and then Sean's in the middle....
Bones, what about transsexuals? are they men, or are they women who just have surgery to get a penis and want to be men....?
Bones, what about transsexuals? are they men, or are they women who just have surgery to get a penis and want to be men....?
The only transsexual I know was born a man. I still refuse to except him as a woman. He's a very nice person. And I consider him to be a good friend of mine. But surgery still doesn't make him a woman. It's make him a man with no penis and boobs.
trekbugging
12-15-06, 04:39AM
all these tall guys--
I'm 5'9" and 200 lbs--ug about 30 pounds more than i want
but know the tall and skinny --my cousin is 6'4" and 140 or so
NurseNancy
12-15-06, 05:41AM
tall is great! but makes some "positions" awkward...as I am only 5'4"...anyway...as long as they're at LEAST 5'9"...thats a man
Poseidon
12-15-06, 07:48AM
Manly Boozer...
I know guys who are like 6'3" and 260lbs, and then I know guys who are 6'3" and 145 lbs....and then Sean's in the middle....
Bones, what about transsexuals? are they men, or are they women who just have surgery to get a penis and want to be men....?
he's 3' 1.5" and 130 lbs?
thestarsfall
12-15-06, 10:05AM
he's 3' 1.5" and 130 lbs?
How the fuck is that in the middle of 6'3" and 6'3" and 260-145 lbs?
or are you using that site that proves 2=1?
6'2" 300+ Yeah! ;)
Haven't found any too-terribly awkward positions as a result... everything seems to... fit quite nicely.
/me snickers
trekbugging
12-15-06, 10:44AM
6'2" 300+ Yeah!
didn't think you were that big of a girl--hahahahah
pilsbury
12-15-06, 12:52PM
tall is great! but makes some "positions" awkward...as I am only 5'4"...anyway...as long as they're at LEAST 5'9"...thats a man
I'm 5'6", can't you bend the rule for me? :love:
Oh I found a converter, I'm 182 pounds.:confused:
didn't think you were that big of a girl--hahahahah
She is. It's rather frightening. Also, her voice is so deep it caused my phone to explode.
5'11", 225 here. I always put on a little bit of weight when it gets cold, so no worries here. Plus I'm not fat, so meh.
Stupid things someone has done near me lately? The other day, I watched a pedestrian step into the path of a speeding bus and leap back onto the curb after they honked at him...from ten feet away and approaching. Apparently the dumbfuck didn't get the idea that moving traffic and the big red hand signal means "stay where you are unless you would like some death on your menu".
No one did anything stupid, but some bitch at a gs station I stopped at today was bitching about how she "couldn't believe how cold it is out." It's fucking DECEMBER bitch!
Unforgiven
12-16-06, 02:49PM
For the record, I'm about 5'6" or 5'7" or something like that, and around 140lbs.
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Poseidon
12-16-06, 03:24PM
I am about 5'6 and about 140 or 145...
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Unforgiven
12-16-06, 03:31PM
My post count increment was more efficient, so I win.
And if Pos is 5'6", I probably am, too. I can't remember for sure, but I'm pretty sure we're damn near the same height.
thestarsfall
12-16-06, 04:18PM
I'm 5'7"...sometimes 5'8" I dont know anymore...I was taller than my friend who is definitely 5'7" but then when I measure myself I change between 5'6" and 5'7" and 5'8" its odd...
I dont know how much I weigh...I lost some weight though...so that even throws it more off..hehe..
Boozer, Everyone here always complains of the cold and how cold it gets here in Hamilton....it RARELY goes below -10 celcius....meanwhile me from cold Ottawa is used to having winters where it would be -27 celcius and have a windchill of like -36....we'd get to stay inside at recess in grade school if the windchill factor was below 30 celcius.
And then when all the ppl in 1st year were complaining of cold I was walking around in shortish pants (capris?) and bare feet outside...
I complain of cold, but only because I have poor circulation so my hands get really really cold...
didn't think you were that big of a girl--hahahahah
Now you know, eh? *wink wink*
:p
Now you know, eh? *wink wink*
:p
Damn. I always thought you were a short bald midget.
/me weeps as his twisted fantasies go flying out the window.
/me gasps
bald midget? not fair. :p
* entipy gasps
bald midget? not fair. :p
There's something wrong with short bald midgets?
short bald midgets?
How short are these midgets? :D
Very short. Nice guys, though. Don't eat much...
Jennafer
12-19-06, 06:01AM
Ana is fun. (kidding) But, I know what you mean. It can take over. I'm like 155 today and going on a fast...For real!!! I used to be, ummm, nevermind. I at least drink 2000 cals a day in some "quality" Vodka so I have limit my food intake. Take Vitamins!!! (or you're grounded)
Mr. Bojangles
12-19-06, 09:26PM
* entipy gasps
bald midget? not fair. :p
Pretty good fuck for a midget, in my considered opinion.
BTW, I'm 6'2", 320. She's tiny.
Mr. Bojangles
12-19-06, 09:30PM
As far as stupid goes, the fucksticks I work with take the cake. These idiots actually believe I owe them something for getting locked up. Seriously, we oughtta just euthanize people who can't score at least a 70 on an I.Q. test.
I might be unemployed as a result, though.
I might be unemployed as a result, though.
True. Then we would have to change your name to... well, never mind. :p
Jennafer
12-24-06, 05:28PM
We want free midgets!!!! NOW. Happy Hakkaness:beer:
We want free midgets!!!! NOW. Happy Hakkaness:beer:
Unfortunately midgets aren't free. Or I would have a dozen.
These idiots actually believe I owe them something for getting locked up.
You do owe them something. A swift kick on the ass for being dumbfucks.
Jennafer
12-26-06, 04:55PM
Oompah, Loomah, doo pa deee..dooooooo.
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