Yeah So.... *cough*

[Diva]

I'll bet you didn't see this coming. No rant.

News
º Brooklyn sidewalk caves, swallows woman (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061205/4574fcd0_3421_1334520061205-1832465709).
º Man dies while hanging holiday lights (http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_338183628.html).
º Police reality show yanked amid public outrage (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/10462000/detail.html).
º Dog carries his own leash during walks (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/10459017/detail.html).
º Business owner busted using garbage in lard (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061204/4573ab50_3ca6_15526200612041882407625).
º Man shot, killed while returning from buying milk (http://www.local10.com/news/10465395/detail.html).
º Kid rescues little brother from burning home (http://cbs2.com/local/local_story_338093627.html).
º Woman finds bat in Christmas tree (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061205/4574fcd0_3ca6_1552620061205108614184).
º Girlfriend sets sleeping man's genitals ablaze (http://www.local6.com/news/10454207/detail.html).

Levity
º Salma Hayek's cleavage (http://dansdaily.com/page.php?6236)
º The Daily Show: Funny Inventions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m3oSu0fMA8)
º Super Hair Mohawk (http://www.bavetta.com/mohawk/mohawk.html)
º Wii Have A Problem (http://wiihaveaproblem.com/)
º Damn a soul (http://www.youaredamned.com/)
º Hawt babe with large tits (http://crazyhoneys.com/busty-becky-ftvgirls/)

[Amaurote]

The thing that strikes me most about that last story is this: how gormless do you have to be to pour flammable oil all over a naked, sleeping man's genitalia, and then next day you're the one in critical condition?