If Only I Wrote This Well...

[Diva]

This arrived in my email box today. Even though its annoying spam I still found it humorous...


Hello!

He started smoking when he was ten.

I didn't clean the mess.
There won't be school no more.
A kid who sat in front of me
reached out and pinched my knee.
and all the lockers white.
When I got on the school bus,
that I am such a slob.
and there won't be no more tests.
Could I have done my homework?
and itchy skin with blisters-
and we've locked the school's front door.
You guessed it-on my rear.
I suffered-it was awful-
I had asthma and was wheezing.
but I'm feeling better now.
I think that's pretty cool.
He just can't wait to read my books-
When I got on the school bus,
No, I really don't see how.
And then I felt a third and fourth.
Freddie is the smartest dog
I have a brief confession
Like history and math.

[Bones]

I read that through 3 times. I kinda like it. But it makes my most senseless writing make sense. I think I hurt my brain trying to figure out what it meant.

[chickenhead]

Yup I dont get it either...Maybe the view of a dog ?????? IDK :confused:

[entipy]

Y'know, I've gotten spam like that before, and I don't understand its purpose. Why send random stream-of-consciousness style writings which just... don't... DO anything?

I no get it