Newsy Stuff

[Diva]

This weekend is going to be U-Day for the site. That's right... I am upgrading the forum/front page/etc... That means it's going to be a bit wonky for a bit until I clean out any bugs, so please bare with me. Also, tomorrow is Veteran's Day... So I'm taking the day off. You have been warned. *grins*

News
º Woman crashes baby shower, stealsgifts (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/10274258/detail.html).
º Girl swallows toothbrush while imitating "extreme" porno moves (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2071769.html).
º Dead candidate wins state office race (http://www.click2houston.com/news/10271728/detail.html).
º Cops suing over pot burgers (http://www.local6.com/food/10271808/detail.html).
º Quadruple Bypass Burger goes on sale in US (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=iol1162976585774C461&set_id=1).
º Masks lead to robbers' arrest (http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20061107/455012d0_3ca6_15526200611071552427712).
º Helicopter parents invade job fairs (http://www.local6.com/family/10272649/detail.html).
º Angry hospital patient makes emergency call (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1162976675346H213).
º Barbecue restaurant gets barbecued (http://www.ksat.com/news/10262835/detail.html).
º Thieves steal £900 worth of bees (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2069977.html).
º Senator's son arrested after dad's re-election (http://www.local6.com/news/10273284/detail.html).
º Iowa man fires up manure-powered furnaces (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061108/45516450_3421_1334520061108-361152892).
º Restaurant offers food for campaign signs (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20061108/45516450_3421_1334520061108-123890248).
º Man upset over voting in a church (http://www.local6.com/politics/10273049/detail.html).

Levity
º Vintage Porn Posters: Cool (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) (http://www.chisholm-poster.com/cgi-local/posters.cgi?Category=Sexy)
º Family Guy: Dingo and The Baby (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20403)
º Best Condom Ad Ever: Thanks, Pos! (http://www.adverbox.com/2006/10/29/legend-condoms/)
º Geek Office Slang (http://www.berro.com/joke/geek_office_slang.htm)
º Soccer Kama Sutra (http://www.iftk.com.br/wordpress/2006/11/07/kamasutra-do-futebol-27-imagens/)
º Raiden X (Game) (http://www.armorgames.com/games/raidenx.html)
º Steampunk Casemod = Awesome (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwhilde/sets/72157594363814399/)
º Things To Look At: Hot Off The Presses (http://www.thingstolookat.com/portfolio_pages/html_hot/hot.html)
º Colbert on the GOP Losses (http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Colbert-GOP-Loss1.wmv)

[Bassmama]

If we 'bare' with you, does that mean we're all gonna get nekked??

[Bones]

If we 'bare' with you, does that mean we're all gonna get nekked??

* Bones tears off his clothes, puts a rubber glove over his head and runs down the street screaming "Fuck me!!! I'm a squid!!!"

Yeah, I'm very drunk.

[Bassmama]

Been having fun all night??

Pics????

[Bones]

Been having fun all night??

Pics????

How much will you pay for them?

[Bassmama]

A buck two-forty. That, & some funny tasting brownies that'll make you laugh & giggle.

[Bones]

A buck two-forty won't buy me a beer. And I already have some banana bread that makes me laugh and giggle. Try again.