Diva
08-11-06, 06:35AM
While driving home last night I noticed the car in front of me. And by 'notice' I mean 'was annoyed by'. After three blocks of them driving like the dead I started looking for the usual signs: Cell phone, children, etc... Yeppers on both accounts. After scoffing at her amateur driving skills I looked in the front seat. The kid with bad hair turned out to be a Poodle. Two kids in back, dog in the front. Apparently the dog called shotgun. The kids didn't have seat belts on which ruled out the 'caring mother keeping the kids safe' idea. No, I think she preferred the company of the dog over the kids. I don't blame her for choosing the Poodle. Whiny dog that says "bark" or whiny children that say, "Arewetheryethe'stouchingmecanwegotoMcDonaldsPLEASE ?!" over and over. Personally I would have put them in the trunk at that point, which is why I don't have kids.
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