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Bones
07-14-06, 09:43AM
So, I wake up this morning. Stretched ,yawned, grabbed a smoke. My usual I hate the world morning things. I was parched so I head for the kitchen. Meow. Good morning cat.......... Cat? I don't own a cat. I don't remember having a cat........... High kitty. Where did you come from? And get off my couch! That's fucking Italian Leather! Meow.......PUUUUURRRRRRRRRR.......
Apparently kitty found out I adopt animals. And decided to move in.
Boozer
07-14-06, 09:53AM
Ha! They go good with ramen noodles and sweet & sour sauce.

/me hides from Diva
LizardKing
07-14-06, 10:57AM
/me drags Boozer out from under the italian leather couch and stakes him down. Then rubs anchovie paste all over him.

Here kitty kitty....
trekbugging
07-14-06, 11:09AM
now i thought cats were better slow roasted over nice coals with wood chips added-
/me hide from the rest
Bones
07-14-06, 11:12AM
Everyone knows you stir fry cats and serve them with Teriyaki Sauce. Jeez!

/me hides from Diva.
Marsbert
07-14-06, 01:15PM
/me smacks Boozer, Bones, and trek while Diva is busy
Bones
07-14-06, 02:40PM
Your not going to smack LizardKing? He wasted some perfectly good anchovie paste!!!
Bassmama
07-14-06, 03:13PM
I worked for a vet for about a year (1 day a week assisting w/surgeries) Did you know that cats' back legs are dark meat? Really!

And Bones- now you can tell everyone you're getting pussy.
Bones
07-14-06, 07:44PM
I worked for a vet for about a year (1 day a week assisting w/surgeries) Did you know that cats' back legs are dark meat? Really!

And Bones- now you can tell everyone you're getting pussy.

Kitty is male. I ain't getting no pussy there. He seems to have wandered off. But he hung around all day. I think he'll be back.
I tried to take some pics. Not enough light in my house. I just ended up with pics of a grey blurry thing.
I always thought cat would be like rabbit. HMMMMM.
Diva
07-14-06, 07:44PM
I wanna see a picture!!!! Bones, don't let Dumbass near the cat... please.

/me smacks the shit out of all the wise cracking kittie hating members. :rant:
Bones
07-14-06, 07:51PM
It was a joke buddy. I wouldn't hurt kitty. If he comes back I'll get some pics. And I won't let Dumbass get him. I'd have to take poor Dumbass to the vet.
Bones
07-15-06, 03:28AM
Ok. It's 5 in the morning. I'm sleeping really good, having dreams of Christina Scabia(Damn she's haaaaawwwtttt!) I'm rudely awakened by kitty. I guess he decided to pay rent. Fucker brought me a headless rat!!!! Needless to say , I lost it. Bones is terrified of rats.I've decided to name him Ozzy.The cat, not the rat.

/me needs a valium.
Poseidon
07-15-06, 09:33AM
Hey!! The cat must REALLY like you. They rarely do that unless they like the person and the house. Now, I recomend either stir-frying the rat, shish kabob, or a rat burger :)
Bones
07-15-06, 09:44AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/Bones2112

Here he is.
Bones
07-15-06, 09:49AM
fuck!!! i posted a pic, AND I SEE NO PIC.
LizardKing
07-15-06, 10:19AM
I wanna see the kitty pic! And Mars doesn't smack Lizardking because Lizardking likes it when she smacks him. And tells him what a nasty, nasty man he is. While putting clothes pins on his nipples.... Oops. Too much sharing again?... Damn.

/me wanders off looking for a cold shower....
Bones
07-15-06, 03:00PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/Bones2112/002-1.jpg

It worked!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/Bones2112/001-2.jpg
Diva
07-15-06, 03:53PM
Awwwww! Ozzy's so skinny! :( Poor baby. Did you get him some food?
Bones
07-15-06, 04:03PM
I don't think he's skinny from lack of food. He seems to be healthy. He's definetly active. I thinks he's just skinny like me.
Bassmama
07-17-06, 03:59AM
He's BEAUTIFUL! What an AWESOME cat!

Go to Wally World & get him a bag of food, some de-wormer, & a flea coller or some powder. You can also see if Dumbass is OK with him & let Dumbass know that Ozzy's OK & BELONGS to your 'pack'. If he starts acting aggressive towards Ozzy, let him know it's NOT OK. It worked with my dog. Before I got him, he was a cat killer- very aggressive towards cats & brutal if he got hold of them, from what I understand. He now coexists with 4 of them & even likes them, but still goes after any that come in the yard. I feel sorry for any that he catches.
Bones
07-17-06, 04:21AM
He's BEAUTIFUL! What an AWESOME cat!

Go to Wally World & get him a bag of food, some de-wormer, & a flea coller or some powder. You can also see if Dumbass is OK with him & let Dumbass know that Ozzy's OK & BELONGS to your 'pack'. If he starts acting aggressive towards Ozzy, let him know it's NOT OK. It worked with my dog. Before I got him, he was a cat killer- very aggressive towards cats & brutal if he got hold of them, from what I understand. He now coexists with 4 of them & even likes them, but still goes after any that come in the yard. I feel sorry for any that he catches.

Dumbass is jealous as all Hell. He is seriously pissed. And he is getting to damned big. I'm lucky he loves me.