If You're Going To Kiss My Ass... Turn Me Over

[Diva]

Honesty is underrated in LA. People feel the need to gag you with praises. The worst are ones who turn around and tear you to pieces the minute you leave the vicinity. I'd rather have someone tell me that they hate me and be honest then smile in my face and say shit behind my back. I was standing in a line at the store with three wenches in front of me. Two of them were fawning over the thirds' new hair color. I'm not talking your regular, run of the mill compliments. I was expecting them to take turns going down on her. I was looking for another line, just in case. The just been painted wench has to get something and the other two are left behind. Man, you could see the claws come out! The checker and I exchanged a knowing look. Yep, they're bitches. They started verbally tearing that chick apart. Everything from the 'clown hair' to 'the worst tit job known to man'. Before that chick came back, I knew her medical and cosmetic history, and was starting to learn who she slept with. Then clown hair reappears and the cooing begins again. I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying anything. Bitch two decides to get more toothpaste and all sympathy goes out the window. Clown hair and bitch one start tearing her apart. The checker looks at me and shakes his head. Bitch two arrives and they go off to enjoy their threesome. I handed the still surprised checker my money I said, "Nice hair."

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[Bones]

You have just described my Sister and Mother. They are so nice and sweet till you leave. Then the insults start flying. DUCK!!!! You just almost got hit by one.

I didn't know they were in California. Well as long as there not here. Did I tell you about the time they........

[dynamitt]

Actually i have experience this in New Jersey too - so it might be a american thing.

I was very schocked first time experienced this - dont get how someone can can their 'mind' and mood so quickly.

[audiedoggie]

I can't stand people like that. I'm not sure its a california or an america thing. I think its a bitch thing. I used to have "friends" that were like that and I hated it. My friends now will bag on each other, but to our faces!! :p I have flat out left situations at work before because people will act like that. It bugs the crap out of me.

[Bones]

A real friend will stab you in the front. Not the back.

[joepa]

when situations like that happen I have a bad habit of sticking my nose in.. like when the one girl came back I would of said is that the one you said had the bad boob job.... if people want to put there business out in public I feel its okay to comment..... it does not make me friends but are those people I would as friends talking about me... I think not...